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Capo: 5 Tuning: E A D G B E
I think this is kind of right. Note: Not sure if it's how they play it, but for the Em and the C, I like to keep my pinky on the high G Another note: You can do C Am F C G with no capo too, of course. I just like the way it sounds more this way. Capo V
I rGead the words of a thousand books And gEmave away my dirty looks And I cCleaned out all my cGupboards One by onDe
I qGuit the job that I hated most My pockets fEmull of hundred dollar notes But there’s nCot enough to bGuy back What I losDt
Ooh's: G Em C G D
Now I wGash my hair and I clip my toes I lEmeave the room just to blow my nose And I sChower twice a dGay With soaDp
But I dGon’t feel clean like I thought I would My sEmins don’t wash away so good They sCtick to me like gGlue Like gluDe
Ooh's/harmonica: G Em C G D7 x2
So I pGack my bags and change my name To sEmomething that nobody can say And I’ll sCquander all my hGard Earned casDh
I sGpeak too slow when I’m most in need Your sEmkins too soft and your hearts too clean To be cCaught up in this awful mess With sGomeone like mDe
Ooh's/harmonica: G Em C G D x3 End on G