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These chords are taken straight from The Maine's video so I can guarantee these are
correct. Enjoy!
Intro: C G Am C G Amaj7
Verse 1:
BI don't think I amC capable of D
BThis teenage televCised taping of lDove.
BBut here is my guide onC how to be aloDne:
C#Just act like a freak and
Sleep with everCyone you've ever known.
Chorus:
CI'm half crazy, aGll just cracked up Am
CWhen will what I haGve ever be good enouAmgh'
CI'm sad, funny itG seems lately Am
Cthis ain't a fairyGtale
Amaj7And I don't think I'll ever be happy.E Eb
C G Am C G Amaj7
Verse 2:
BAnd I'd like to thinkC romance is real D
BOpen my chest, a heartC you could steal D
BBut here is my guide onC how to stay alone, D
C#Just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on thCe floor.
Chorus:
CI'm half crazy, aGll just cracked up Am
CWhen will what I haGve ever be good enouAmgh'
CI'm sad, funny itG seems lately Am
Cthis ain't a fairyGtale
Amaj7And I don't think I'll ever be happy.E Eb
CHappy
C G Am C G Amaj7
Bridge (solo):
POWER CHORDS
C G A C G G ×2
BAR CHORDS
E Eb
Chorus:
CI'm half crazy, aGll just cracked up Am
CWhen will what I haGve ever be good enouAmgh'
CI'm sad, funny itG seems lately Am
Cthis ain't a fairyGtale
Amaj7And I don't think I'll ever be happy.E Eb
CHappy
E Eb C Amaj7