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[Intro] (a cappella): Sober, life is a prison. Shitfaced, it is a blessing. Sober, nobody wants you. Shitfaced, they're all undressing. Oh, sober, it's ever darker. Shitfaced, the moon is nearer. Sober, you're old and ugly. Shitfaced, who needs a mirror? Oh, sober, you're a Cro-Magnon. Shitfaced, you're very clever. Sober you never should be. Shitfaced, now and forever.
I gotta getC too drunk to dream, cause dreaming Fonly makes me blue. I gotta getG too drunk to dream, because I Fonly dream of yCou. I gotta getC too pissed to miss you or I'll Fnever get to sleep. I gotta driGnk wine not to pine for you, and FGod knows that ain't Ccheap.
I Fknow you think I'm iCnsane, I Amknow it's not Gappealing, but Ftill I'm feeling nCo pain, Gguess what I'll be feeling.
I gotta getC too drunk to dream, cause dreaming Fonly makes me blue. I gotta getG too drunk to dream, because I Fonly dream of yCou. I gotta getC too fried to cry or I'll be Fcrying all night long. I gotta getG too high to sigh. Oh my god, Fwhere did I go Cwrong?
SoF why do I get Cplastered, and Amwhy am I so Glonely? It'sF you, you heartless Cbastard. GYou're my one and only.
I gotta getC too drunk to dream, cause dreaming Fonly makes me blue. I gotta getG too drunk to dream, because I Fonly dream of Cyou. I gotta getC too pissed to miss you or I'll Fnever get to sleep. I gotta driGnk wine not to pine for you, and FGod knows that ain't Ccheap.
And FGod knows Gthat ain't Ccheap.