The Magnetic Fields - Andrew in drag

^CA pity she does not exist A shame he's not a ^Amfag ^CThe only girl I ever loved was ^FAndre^Gw in ^Cdrag

^CThere is no hope of love for me From here on I'm a ^Amstag ^CThe only girl I'll ever love is ^FAndre^Gw in ^Cdrag

Andrew in ^Fdrag ^{C G}Andrew in ^G7drag Andrew in ^Fdrag ^{C G}Yeah ^G7

^CI don't know why I even went It's really not my ^Ambag ^CJust thought it might be funny to see ^FAndrew^G in ^Cdrag

^CThe moment he walked on the stage My tail began to ^Amwag ^CWag like a little wiener dog for ^FAndrew^G in ^Cdrag

Andrew in ^Fdrag ^{C G}Andrew in ^G7drag Andrew in ^Fdrag ^{C G}Yeah ^G7

^CI've always been a ladies' man And I don't have to ^Ambrag ^CBut I become a momma's boy for ^FAndrew^G in ^Cdrag

^CI'd sign away my trust fund I would even sell the ^AmJag ^CIf I could spend my misspent youth with ^FAndrew^G in ^Cdrag

Andrew in ^Fdrag ^{C G}Andrew in ^G7drag Andrew in ^Fdrag ^{C G}Yeah ^G7

^CSo stick him in a dress and He's the only boy I'd ^Amshag ^CThe only boy I'd anything is ^FAndrew^G in ^Cdrag

^CI'll never see that girl again He did it as a ^Amgag ^CI'll pine away forevermore for ^FAndrew^G in ^Cdrag