The Magnetic Fields - 85 why i am not a teenager

You work ^Clike a robot Making ^Fdiddly-squat This is ^Cwhy I am not a teen^Gager They all ^Ctalk down to you Like they ^Fknow what to do Are they ^Ftrying to screw up ^Gyour life Since they ^Falready blew their ^Gown?

But ^Cwhen I grow up ^FI'm going to run ^CMy own plane^Gtarium ^CI'll make the shows ^FAll on my own ^FThe world will flock to ^Gsee 'em ^{F G}

All that ^Cmoney they've got They don't ^Fgive you a jot This is ^Cwhy I am not a teen^Gager When you ^Cnever get paid And you ^Fnever get laid And you're ^Ffull of these stupid ^Ghormones And just ^Fthen they come out with ^GAIDS

But ^Cwhen I grow up ^FI'm going to be ^CAn underground film ^Gmaker ^CI'll have my own ^FBacklot somewhere ^FOn my own half an ^Gacre ^{F G}

So they ^Cpiss on your dreams Then they ^Fmuzzle your screams This is ^Cwhy I am not a teen^Gager Making ^Cice cream on trucks Shove^Fling horse products Washing ^Fdishes and making ^Gpopcorn Toilets, ^Foh the indigni^Gty!

^CPiss on your dreams ^FMuzzle your screams ^CWhy I am not a teen^Gager ^CPiss on your dreams ^FMuzzle your screams ^FAhh^Gh ^{F G}

^CPiss on your dreams ^FMuzzle your screams ^CWhy I am not a teen^Gager ^CPiss on your dreams ^FMuzzle your screams ^FAhh^Gh ^{F G C}