The Lonely Island - Mother lover

^AmOh dang what is it dawg I ^Emforgot its ^FMothers Day ^AmDidn't get a gift for her ^EmOther plans got ^Fin the way ^AmShe'll be so disappointed ^EmDamn I forg^Fot it too ^AmThis could have been avoided ^EmWhat the hell are we ^Fgonna do

^AmMy moms been so forlorn e^Emver since my d^Faddy left COLD ^AmNo one to hold her tight l^Emife has put her t^Fo the test ^AmI know just what you mean my^Em mom's been so sa^Fd and gray WORD ^AmMy dad can't satisfy her in the b^Emedroom ever since he p^Fassed away

^AmHold Up you thinkin' what I'm t^Emhinkin' I'm thinkin' I'm th^Finkin' too ^AmSlow up What time is it d^Emawg it's time for a sw^Fitcharoo ^AmWe both love our moms wo^Emmen with grown wo^Fmen needs ^AmI say we break 'em off sh^Emow 'em how much they re^Fally mean

Cause I^G'm a mother lover you're a mother lover We should f each oth^Amers mothers f each others ^Fmoms I'll ^Gpush in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Amsh is crazy f in' each other^Fs moms Cause e^Gvery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Amdoing it is wrong I don't w^Emanna be right ^F I'm ^Amcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Emdo it my^Fself To ^Amme you're like a brother so b^Eme my mother l^Fover

^AmI'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you m^Emom clutchin' on this l^Fube and roses ^AmI got my digital camera I'^Emmma make your momma do a mi^Fllion poses ^AmThey will be so surprised w^Eme are so coo^Fl and thoughtful ^AmCan't wait to pork your mom Im^Em'ma be the syrup she can be^F my waffle ^AmShow'd up my mother loves b^Emubble bath with c^Fhamomile ^AmStraight up, give it to my mom ^EmD-D-D-D-D-D-^Fdoggystyle ^AmThis is the perfect plan fo^Emr a perfect mo^Fther's day ^AmThey'll have to rename this one a^Emll up under the c^Fovers day

Cause I^G'm a mother lover you're a mother lover We should f each oth^Amers mothers f each others ^Fmoms I'll ^Gpush in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Amsh is crazy f in' each other^Fs moms break it down

^GIt would be my honor to be your new step-father ^AmIt would be my honor to ^Fbe your new step-father And ^Gwhile you're in my mother make me another brother Yeah And ^Amwhile I'm in your mother I'll n^Fever use a rubber Oh

Cause e^Gvery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Amdoing it is wrong I don't w^Emanna be right ^F I'm ^Amcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Emdo it my^Fself To ^Amme you're like a brother so b^Eme my mother l^Fover

They ^Gblessed us both with the gift of life She ^Ambrought you in this world so Im'ma ^Emsex her right ^F This is the ^Amsecond best idea that we've ^Emever had ^F The ^Amchoice can be no other b^Eme my mother l^Fover ^AmHappy Mother's Day