The Lonely Island - Mother lover

^Am Oh dang, what is it dawg? I ^Emforgot its ^FMothers Day ^Am Didn't get a gift for her ^EmOther plans got ^Fin the way ^Am She'll be so disappointed ^Em Damn I for^Fgot it too ^Am This could have been avoided ^EmWhat the hell are we ^Fgonna do?

^Am My moms been so forlorn ^Emever since my ^Fdaddy left, COLD ^Am No one to hold her tight ^Emlife has put her ^Fto the test ^Am I know just what you mean, ^Emmy mom's been so ^Fsad and gray, WORD ^Am My dad can't satisfy her in the ^Embedroom ever since he ^Fpassed away

^AmHold Up, you thinkin' what I'm ^Emthinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm ^Fthinkin' too ^AmSlow up, What time is it ^Emdawg, it's time for a ^Fswitcharoo ^Am We both love our moms, ^Emwomen with grown ^Fwomen needs ^Am I say we break 'em off, ^Emshow 'em how much they ^Freally mean

'Cause ^GI'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each ^Amothers mothers, f*** each ^Fothers moms I'll ^Gpush in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Amsh** is crazy, f***in' each ^Fothers moms 'Cause ^Gevery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Amdoing it is wrong, I don't ^Emwanna be right ^F I'm ^Amcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Emdo it my^Fself To ^Amme you're like a brother, so ^Embe my mother ^Flover

^Am I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you ^Emmom clutchin' on this ^Flube and roses ^Am I got my digital camera, ^EmI'mma make your momma do a ^Fmillion poses ^Am They will be so surprised,^Em we are so ^Fcool and thoughtful ^Am Can't wait to pork your mom, ^EmIm'ma be the syrup she can ^Fbe my waffle ^AmShow'd up, my mother loves ^Embubble bath with ^Fchamomile Am Em F Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle ^Am This is the perfect plan, ^Emfor a perfect ^Fmother's day ^Am They'll have to rename this one ^Emall up under the ^Fcovers day

'Cause ^GI'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each ^Amothers mothers ,f*** each ^Fothers moms I'll ^Gpush in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Amsh** is crazy, f***in' each ^Fothers moms, break it down

^GIt would be my honor to be your new step-father ^AmIt would be my honor to ^Fbe your new step-father And ^Gwhile you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah And ^Amwhile I'm in your mother, I'll ^Fnever use a rubber, Oh!

'Cause ^Gevery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Amdoing it is wrong, I don't ^Emwanna be right ^F I'm ^Amcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Emdo it my^Fself To ^Amme you're like a brother, so ^Embe my mother ^Flover

They ^Gblessed us both with the gift of life She ^Ambrought you in this world so Im'ma ^Emsex her right ^F This is the ^Amsecond best idea that we've ^Emever had ^F The ^Amchoice can be no other, ^Embe my mother ^Flover ^AmHappy Mother's Day

^Em Oh dang, what is it dawg? I ^Bmforgot its ^CMothers Day ^Em Didn't get a gift for her ^BmOther plans got ^Cin the way ^Em She'll be so disappointed ^Bm Damn I for^Cgot it too ^Em This could have been avoided ^BmWhat the hell are we ^Cgonna do?

^Em My moms been so forlorn ^Bmever since my ^Cdaddy left, COLD ^Em No one to hold her tight ^Bmlife has put her ^Cto the test ^Em I know just what you mean, ^Bmmy mom's been so ^Csad and gray, WORD ^Em My dad can't satisfy her in the ^Bmbedroom ever since he ^Cpassed away

^EmHold Up, you thinkin' what I'm ^Bmthinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm ^Cthinkin' too ^EmSlow up, What time is it ^Bmdawg, it's time for a ^Cswitcharoo ^Em We both love our moms, ^Bmwomen with grown ^Cwomen needs ^Em I say we break 'em off, ^Bmshow 'em how much they ^Creally mean

'Cause ^DI'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each ^Emothers mothers, f*** each ^Cothers moms I'll ^Dpush in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Emsh** is crazy, f***in' each ^Cothers moms 'Cause ^Devery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Emdoing it is wrong, I don't ^Bmwanna be right ^C I'm ^Emcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Bmdo it my^Cself To ^Emme you're like a brother, so ^Bmbe my mother ^Clover

^Em I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you ^Bmmom clutchin' on this ^Clube and roses ^Em I got my digital camera, ^BmI'mma make your momma do a ^Cmillion poses ^Em They will be so surprised,^Bm we are so ^Ccool and thoughtful ^Em Can't wait to pork your mom, ^BmIm'ma be the syrup she can ^Cbe my waffle ^EmShow'd up, my mother loves ^Bmbubble bath with ^Cchamomile Em Bm C Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle ^Em This is the perfect plan, ^Bmfor a perfect ^Cmother's day ^Em They'll have to rename this one ^Bmall up under the ^Ccovers day

'Cause ^DI'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each ^Emothers mothers ,f*** each ^Cothers moms I'll ^Dpush in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Emsh** is crazy, f***in' each ^Cothers moms, break it down

^DIt would be my honor to be your new step-father ^EmIt would be my honor to ^Cbe your new step-father And ^Dwhile you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah And ^Emwhile I'm in your mother, I'll ^Cnever use a rubber, Oh!

'Cause ^Devery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Emdoing it is wrong, I don't ^Bmwanna be right ^C I'm ^Emcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Bmdo it my^Cself To ^Emme you're like a brother, so ^Bmbe my mother ^Clover

They ^Dblessed us both with the gift of life She ^Embrought you in this world so Im'ma ^Bmsex her right ^C This is the ^Emsecond best idea that we've ^Bmever had ^C The ^Emchoice can be no other, ^Bmbe my mother ^Clover ^EmHappy Mother's Day

^Dm Oh dang, what is it dawg? I ^Amforgot its ^BbMothers Day ^Dm Didn't get a gift for her ^AmOther plans got ^Bbin the way ^Dm She'll be so disappointed ^Am Damn I for^Bbgot it too ^Dm This could have been avoided ^AmWhat the hell are we ^Bbgonna do?

^Dm My moms been so forlorn ^Amever since my ^Bbdaddy left, COLD ^Dm No one to hold her tight ^Amlife has put her ^Bbto the test ^Dm I know just what you mean, ^Ammy mom's been so ^Bbsad and gray, WORD ^Dm My dad can't satisfy her in the ^Ambedroom ever since he ^Bbpassed away

^DmHold Up, you thinkin' what I'm ^Amthinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm ^Bbthinkin' too ^DmSlow up, What time is it ^Amdawg, it's time for a ^Bbswitcharoo ^Dm We both love our moms, ^Amwomen with grown ^Bbwomen needs ^Dm I say we break 'em off, ^Amshow 'em how much they ^Bbreally mean

'Cause ^CI'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each ^Dmothers mothers, f*** each ^Bbothers moms I'll ^Cpush in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Dmsh** is crazy, f***in' each ^Bbothers moms 'Cause ^Cevery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Dmdoing it is wrong, I don't ^Amwanna be right ^Bb I'm ^Dmcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Amdo it my^Bbself To ^Dmme you're like a brother, so ^Ambe my mother ^Bblover

^Dm I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you ^Ammom clutchin' on this ^Bblube and roses ^Dm I got my digital camera, ^AmI'mma make your momma do a ^Bbmillion poses ^Dm They will be so surprised,^Am we are so ^Bbcool and thoughtful ^Dm Can't wait to pork your mom, ^AmIm'ma be the syrup she can ^Bbbe my waffle ^DmShow'd up, my mother loves ^Ambubble bath with ^Bbchamomile Dm Am Bb Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle ^Dm This is the perfect plan, ^Amfor a perfect ^Bbmother's day ^Dm They'll have to rename this one ^Amall up under the ^Bbcovers day

'Cause ^CI'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each ^Dmothers mothers ,f*** each ^Bbothers moms I'll ^Cpush in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that ^Dmsh** is crazy, f***in' each ^Bbothers moms, break it down

^CIt would be my honor to be your new step-father ^DmIt would be my honor to ^Bbbe your new step-father And ^Cwhile you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah And ^Dmwhile I'm in your mother, I'll ^Bbnever use a rubber, Oh!

'Cause ^Cevery mother's day needs a mother's night If ^Dmdoing it is wrong, I don't ^Amwanna be right ^Bb I'm ^Dmcallin' on you 'cause I can't ^Amdo it my^Bbself To ^Dmme you're like a brother, so ^Ambe my mother ^Bblover

They ^Cblessed us both with the gift of life She ^Dmbrought you in this world so Im'ma ^Amsex her right ^Bb This is the ^Dmsecond best idea that we've ^Amever had ^Bb The ^Dmchoice can be no other, ^Ambe my mother ^Bblover ^DmHappy Mother's Day