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[Intro] G [Verse]
GI used to walk through this world Cautious and oh, so Dserious Till the Amlife I was living Was Dnearly a near-death exGperience
[Verse]
But CI changed my story when I finally saw Where I Gwas, wasn't where it wasD at And Fnow I'm alive, I let Cdestiny drive And DI'm stretching out in theG back
[Chorus]
If I Dlose my job, I'll Gsleep till noon If the Dnews is bad, I'll Gwatch cartoons If my Chouse burns down, I'll have Glots more Aroom And a Dmuch better view of the Gmoon
[Verse]
GIn the vastness of space The ever-expanding Duniverse We are Amall puny specks of gaDlactic dust Here on Gmother earth
[Verse]
Now, CI ain't no preacher, don't know if I'll reach ya But Ghere is some humble adDvice Use your Funcommon sense and you Csurely will live An unDcommonly sensible Glife
[Chorus]
If you Dlose your job, Gsleep till noon If the Dnews is bad, Gwatch cartoons And if your Chouse burns down, you'll have Glots more Aroom And a Dmuch better view of the Gmoon
[Verse]
Now, CI ain't no preacher, don't know if I'll reach ya But Ghere is some humble adDvice Use your Funcommon sense and you Csurely will live An unDcommonly sensible Glife
[Chorus]
If you Dlose your job, Gsleep till noon If the Dnews is bad, Gwatch cartoons And if your Chouse burns down, you'll have Glots more Aroom And a Dmuch better view of the Gmoon
[Chorus]
If I Dlose my job, I'll Gsleep till noon If the Dnews is bad, I'll Gwatch cartoons If my Chouse burns down, I'll have Glots more Aroom And a Dmuch better view of the Gmoon Yeah, a Dmuch better view of the Gmoon