The King Blues - 5 bottles of shampoo

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She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue

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Pretending not to see me in that way women do

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She put on the counter some milk and bread too Then she pulled out, five, ^Fdifferent bottles of shampoo ^{C G} And I though to myself I will ne^Fver understand women ^{Dm G}

And I hear some of you say that all ^Fmen are the same They're all ^Cruled by their dicks That's true of ^Gsome but not all, don't point that finger so quick There's ^Fsome though in the clubs ^Dmpinching girls arses ^GBeing intimidating with obscene passes A ^Fgoddess, you can ^Ctell when she dances You ^Gshout slag when she rejects your advances ^FIt's like you got no be^Dmlief in yourself Or you ^Gain't got the balls to just talk to a girl

^FSo every time after s^Cix beers Your ^Gaim of the nights to reduce her to tears When s^Fhe chats to me, you s^Dmpit and shout ^Gwhore, well it is written in the art of war To fight ^Fonly the battles you can win ^CBut I will de^Gfend your honour until they kick my face in You can s^Fcrape me up bruised and ^Dmbattered off the fl^Goor, integrity is what black eyes are invented for

So ^Fdown with the dictatorship that's so cocksure ^AmThey use r^Gape as a weapon of war Down with the ^Fman who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch ^Am Down with the ^Gjudge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk To pro-^Flifer's be a doctor, foster a kid ^Am That's ^Ghow you make it possible for people to live But don't you

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dare tell women what they can and can't do

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When it was a women who gave life to you

^FYes I'm a man, I guess a ^Amtypical one But I ^Gain't afraid to say "I think that women are beautiful and strong" ^FToo fat, too thin that's just ^Ammedia spin^C You look best when you're^G comfortable in your own skin So I'm sorry^F if you feel undu^Ame If the ^Gtruth be known I'm in awe of you You're a give^Fr of life and a ^Cwarrior ^Amtoo So do you ^Greally need five different bottles of shampoo?