The Jam - Smithers jones

^CHere we go again, it's Monday at last, ^CHe's heading for the Waterloo line, To catch the ^Bb8 a.m. fast, it's usually ^Gdead on time, ^BbHope it isn't late, got to ^Gbe there by nine.

^FPin stripe ^Csuit, clean ^Gshirt and ^Ctie, ^FStops off at the ^Ccorner shop to ^Gbuy The ^CTimes ^Bb'Good morning Smithers-^GJones ^BbHow's the wife and ^Ghome' ^BbDid you get the car you've been ^Glooking for' ^BbDid you get the car you've been ^Glooking for'' ^G7

^F Let me get i^Gnside you, let me^C take control of ^Fyou, ^BbWe could have some ^Ggood times, ^BbAll this worry will ^Gget you down, ^BbI'll give you a new ^Gmeaning to life ^G7- I don't ^Cthink so.

^CSitting on the train, you're nearly there ^CYou're part of the production line, You're the ^Bbsame as him, you're like ^Gtin-sardines, Get ^Bbout of the pack, before they ^Gpeel you back.

Ar^Frive at the ^Coffice, ^Gspot on ^Ctime, The ^Fclock on the ^Cwall hasn't ^Gyet struck ^Cnine, 'Good ^Bbmorning Smithers-^GJones The ^Bbboss wants to see you a^Glone I ^Bbhope it's the promotion you've been ^Glooking for I ^Bbhope it's the promotion you've been ^Glooking for' ^G7

^F'Come in Smithers old ^Gboy Take a ^Cseat, take the weight off your ^Ffeet ^BbI've some news to ^Gtell you ^BbThere's no longer a ^Gposition for you - ^G7Sorry Smithers-^CJones'

^FPut on the ^Ckettle and ^Gmake some ^Ctea It's ^Fall a ^Cpart of ^Gfeeling groov^Cy ^FPut on your ^Cslippers turn ^Gon the T^CV It's ^Fall a ^Cpart of fee^Gling groov^Cy It's ^Ftime to re^Clax, now you've ^Gworked your arse ^Coff But the ^Fonly one ^Csmilin' is the ^Gsun tanned ^Cboss ^FWork and ^Cwork and work and ^Gwork till you ^Cdie There's ^Fplenty more ^Cfish in the ^Gsea to ^Cfry