The Jam - Eton rifles

^CSup up your beer and col^Dmlect your fags, there's a ^Crow going on ^Dmdown near Slough ^CGet out your mat and ^Dmpray to the west, ^CI'll get out mine and ^Dmpray for myself^{F G}

^CThought you were smart when you ^Dmtook them on, but you ^Cdidn't take a peek in their ar^Dmtillery room ^CAll that rugby puts hairs ^Dmon your chest, what ^Cchance have you got against a ^Dmtie and a crest^{F G}

^FHello, ^Ghurray, ^Cwhat a ^Gnice ^Amday, for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles ^FHello, ^Ghurray, I hope ^Crain ^Gstops ^Amplay, with the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles

^CThought you were clever when you ^Dmlit the fuse, tore ^Cdown the house of commons in your ^Dmbrand new shoes ^CComposed a revolutionary ^Dmsymphony, then ^Cwent to bed with a ^Dmcharming young thing^{F G}

^FHello, ^Ghurray, ^Ccheers ^Gthen ^Ammate, for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles ^FHello, ^Ghurray, an ^Cextre^Gmist ^Amscrape, with the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles

^EmWhat a catalyst ^Fyou turned out to be ^EmLoaded the guns then you ^Frun off home for your ^Gtea, ^Gleft me standing like a ^Gguilty schoolboy^G

^EmWhat a catalyst ^Fyou turned out to be ^EmLoaded the guns then you ^Frun off home for your ^Gtea, ^Gleft me standing like a ^Gnaughty schoolboy^G

^CWe came out of it ^Dmnaturally the worst, ^Cbeaten and bloody and I was ^Dmsick down my shirt ^CWe were no match for their un^Dmtamed wit, ^Cthough some of the lads said they'll be ^Dmback next week^{F G}

^FHello, ^Ghurray, there's a ^Cprice ^Gto ^Ampay to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles ^FHello, ^Ghurray, I'd pre^Cfer ^Gthe ^Amplague to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles ^FHello, ^Ghurray, there's a ^Cprice ^Gto ^Ampay to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles ^FHello, ^Ghurray, I'd pre^Cfer ^Gthe ^Amplague to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles