The Irish Rovers - The drunk scotsman

Well ^GScotsman clad in ^Ckilt left the ^Dbar one evening ^Gfair ^GOne could tell by ^Chow he walked, that he'd ^Gdrunk more than his ^Dshare. He ^Cstumbled on un^Gtil he could no ^Clonger keep his ^Dfeet, Then he ^Gstaggered off i^Cnto the grass to ^Dsleep beside the ^Gstreet.

^CRing ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ^Gring di diddle I ^DOh He ^Gstaggered off i^Cnto the grass to ^Dsleep beside the ^Gstreet.

Later^G on two ^Cyoung and lovely ^Dgirls just happened ^Gby, ^GOne says to the ^Cother with a ^Gtwinkle in her ^Deye. ^CSee yon sleeping ^GScotsman, so ^Cstrong and handsome ^Dbuilt, I won^Gder if it's ^Ctrue what they don't ^Dwear beneath the^G kilt.

^CRing ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ^Gring di diddle I ^DOh I won^Gder if it's ^Ctrue what they don't ^Dwear beneath the^G kilt.

They ^Gcrept up to that ^Csleeping Scotsman ^Dquiet as could ^Gbe, ^GLifted up his ^Ckilt above the ^Gwaist so they could ^Dsee. ^CAnd there behold for ^Gthem to view ben^Ceath his Scottish ^Dskirt, Was n^Gothing more than ^CGod had graced him ^Dwith upon his ^Gbirth.

^CRing ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ^Gring di diddle I ^DOh Was n^Gothing more than ^CGod had graced him ^Dwith upon his ^Gbirth.

They ^Gmarveled for a ^Cmoment then one ^Dsaid we'd best be ^Ggone, ^GLet's leave a present ^Cfor our friend ^Gbefore we move ^Dalong. ^CAs a gift they left a ^Gblue silk ribbon, ^Ctied into a ^Dbow, Aroun^Gd the bonnie ^Cstar of the Scots ^Dkilt lifting ^Gshow.

^CRing ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ^Gring di diddle I ^DOh Aroun^Gd the bonnie ^Cstar of the Scots ^Dkilt lifting ^Gshow.

The S^Gcotsman woke to n^Cature's call and ^Dstumbled towards a ^Gtree, ^GBehind a bush he ^Clifts his kilt and ^Ggawks at what he ^Dsees. ^CThen in a startled ^Gvoice he says to ^Cwhat's before his ^Deyes, My fr^Giend I dunno ^Cwhere you've been but I ^Dsee you've won first ^Gprize.

^CRing ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ^Gring di diddle I ^DOh My fr^Giend I dunno ^Cwhere you've been but I ^Dsee you've won first ^Gprize.