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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] e|------------------0-----0-5--| B|--------0-2-1-2-3-----2------| G|--2-1-2-------------2--------| D|-----------------------------| A|-----------------------------| E|-----------------------------| [Verse 1]
In the Emboarding Ahouse I Dlived inBm EveryEmthing was Agrowing Dold Silver F#7threads among the Bmbutter And the Echeese was green with A7mold When the Emdog died Awe had DsausagesBm When the Emcat died Acatnip Dtea When the F#7landlord died I Bmleft there ESpare ribs were too A7much for me
[Chorus]
DOh my dear Missus EmCrandall I A7think I like you a Dlot I F#7lived in your house Bmquiet as a mouse EmSome day you'll be GcaA7ught
[Verse 2]
Well girls can Emnever Achange their DnatureBm It is Emquite beAyond their Dreach Missus F#7Crandall is a Bmlemon She can Enever be a A7peach But the Emlaw of AcompenDsationBm Is the Emone I Aalways Dpreach You can F#7always squeeze a Bmlemon Have you Etried to squeeze a A7peach
[Chorus]
DOh my dear Missus EmCrandall I A7think I like you a Dlot I F#7lived in your house Bmquiet as a mouse EmSome day you'll be GcaA7ught
[Verse 3]
The train was Emstanding Aat the DstationBm I was Emrushing Afull of Dcare When I F#7tripped on her cat and I Bmstumbled And Efell headlong A7down the stairs Missus EmCrandall Acame up Dto meBm "Did you Emmiss a Astep, me Dson" "No," I F#7says, "me dear landBmlady I Ehit every bloomin' A7one"
[Chorus]
DOh my dear Missus EmCrandall I A7think I like you a Dlot I F#7lived in your house Bmquiet as a mouse EmSome day you'll be GcaA7ught
[Fade] Em A D Bm Em A D F#7 Bm E A7