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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
E(xB2)E A [Verse] ETequila take off, BTecate landing ESorry about the centerpiece, Athanks for understanding ESoft salesmen, hard branding. BCampari commissions. EI was sitting in the kitchen trying to Aguess where she was living now EHotel room in Houston with the Bshades against the sunshine EOr maybe still in Scranton like it's A1999 EWhen I saw her rolling through with the BEntitlement Crew EI wasn't all that into it but there was Anothing I could do about it
[Riff] E B E A [Verse]
ENow here's a church, Bhere's the steeple I Elike the party favors but I Ahate the party people Got Edistracted by the chorus when the Bkids all sang along EMoved to the rogue set. AI always really liked that song.
[Pre-Chorus]
EYou like that song too. I E/Ebknow that you do. I saw you C#mmouthing all the words when you Bdidn't know I was watching you AEverything is brittle and is Bbreaking apart Your Esister's in Seattle and she's Asleeping with the sharks AI remember you, still, Bplaying his part
[Chorus]
EThanks for listening, Athanks for understanding ECan't you see how I Afeel I've been abandoned? BNever got to say goodEbye to Ayou B Give my best to the EnEtitlement ACrew
[Break] E Abm A B E Abm A B [Riff]
E(xB2)E A
[Verse]
ETecate landing, Btequila takeoff EColfax cookout, APillsbury bakeoff Too many Ecracks in the bathroom. Too many Bkooks in the kitchen. It would Eprobably be easier if I Aknew where she was living now
[Pre-Chorus]
I Eknow you probably feel the E/Ebsame way as I feel Like I'm C#mnot sure we can pull off such an Bintricate deal Now Aall of it's killer but it's Bcoming up quick And your Ebrother's in Boston and he's Aacting like a dick AI remember back before we Bknew he was sick
[Chorus]
EThanks for listening, Athanks for understanding ECan't you see how I Afeel I've been abandoned? BNever got to say goodEbye to Ayou B Give my best to the EnEtitlement ACrew EJust two systems in the Adark and people dancing EThanks for listening Athanks for understanding BNodding off to the EAmerican ARoutBes Give my best to the EnEtitlement ACrew
[Break] E Abm A B E Abm A B E Abm A B E E/Eb C#m F#m E [Chorus]
EThanks for listening, thanks for understanding ETequila take off, Tecate landing BNever got to say goodEbye to Ayou B Give my best to the EnEtitlement ACrew