The Handsome Family - Tiny tina

Last Sept^Gember ^Dat the st^Gate fair Past the f^Cerris wheel and bumper c^Gars The h^Emypnotist, the j^Amumping g^Coats Forgotten country music st^Gars

There was a s^Gign for T^Diny T^Gina From the w^Emilds of ^CAriz^Gona Dr^Cinks just a thimble of w^Gater E^Amats just a h^Candful of str^Gaw

T^Ciny Tina, the w^Gorld's smallest horse Just a d^Amollar to go s^Emee her Just a d^Collar to see that little h^Gorse

I rode the t^Geac^Dups, the t^Gilt 'o wh^G7irl Shot w^Cater guns at grinning cl^Gowns Ate f^Emunnel cakes, ch^Amili d^Cogs, fried b^Geer I ^Amsaw the l^Cargest ear of c^Gorn

But as the f^Gair lights sh^Done at d^Gusk I st^Cood there in that field of d^Girt Thinking ^Emonly of those l^Amittle h^Cooves Trotting circles in the d^Gark

T^Ciny Tina, the w^Gorld's smallest horse Why d^Amidn't I go s^Emee her? Why d^Cidn't I go see that little h^Gorse? Why d^Amidn't I go s^Cee that tiny h^Gorse? Why d^Amidn't I go s^Cee that little h^Gorse?