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The King Who Wouldn't Smile From the album Milk and Scissors [Intro] C# D e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| D|-6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| x4 A|-4/5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| E|-----------------| [Verse 1]
There was a kGing who wouldn't smDile ASat on the toilet reading The TrDial His dogs chased thGeir tails 'round and 'rDound AMidget cars arrived stuffed with clDowns Who sGerved him quAail eggs on tDoast
[Chorus]
Like a fAish at the bottom of a pDail, like a crGicket swallowed by a whDale, like a chAipmunk who's chewed off his tBmail, The kGing who wAouldn't smDile
[Verse 2]
There was a kGing who never laDughed AFell in love with a two-headed cDalf Tattooed hGis arm with the ace of spDades AFilled his bath with razor blDades But the grGass made fAun of his shDoes
[Chorus]
Like a fAish at the bottom of a pDail, like a crGicket swallowed by a whDale, like a chAipmunk who's chewed off his tBmail, The kGing who wAouldn't smDile
[Verse 3]
There was kGing who cried and crDied AMice crawled in his shoes to dDie He cried so mGuch that herds of dDeer Agathered to lick his salty tDears So the kGing crawled uAnder his bDed.
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Like a fAish at the bottom of a pDail, like a crGicket swallowed by a whDale, like a chAipmunk who's chewed off his tBmail, The kGing who wAouldn't smDile
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