The Handsome Family - Drunk by noon

There o^Ance was a poodle who th^Gought he was a c^Dowboy But he l^Aived in a cage the s^Gize of his th^Dumb And th^Aough his white horse was a b^Gox of t^Doothpicks He g^Aalloped around until h^Git by a c^Dar

And s^Aometimes I flap my a^Grms like a h^Dummingbird J^Aust to remind myself ^GI'll never f^Dly S^Aometimes I burn my a^Grms with c^Digarettes J^Aust to pretend I won't scr^Geam when I d^Die

If my l^Gife was as long as the m^Doon's I'd st^Gill be jealous of the s^Dun If my l^Gife lasted only one d^Day I'd st^Emill be dr^Gunk by n^Doon

And s^Aometimes I can't wait to c^Gome down with c^Dancer At le^Aast then I'll get to watch ^GTV all d^Day A^And on my deathbed I'll g^Get all the ^Danswers Even ^Aif all my questions are t^Gaken aw^Day

If my l^Gife was as long as the m^Doon's I'd st^Gill be jealous of the s^Dun If my l^Gife lasted only one d^Day I'd st^Emill be dr^Gunk by n^Doon I'd st^Emill be dr^Gunk by n^Doon