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[Intro]
F#7Show biz train, A7baby won't you climb on E7board F#7Show biz train, A7baby won't you climb on E7board
[Verse 1]
E7Is your manager managin' to manage for the best E7Or is he makin' out fine for himself E7Does your record label bring you in with trumpets and horns E7Just to pack you back away on the shelf Is your Alawyer lyin' to you, do you really want to know AAs your agent waiting A7home for his E7pay pay pay B7Welcome one and all now to A7show show business G7Wouldn't have it A7any other E7way B7Welcome one and all now to A7show show business G7Wouldn't have it A7any other E7way
[Verse 2]
E7Got some people linin' up for seven days before you come E7But then your house is full of empty chairs E7Are you findin' self-importance in the things that you've done E7You're findin' out that no one really cares Do the Apeople buy your records, do they play them on the air But the warehouse must A7be where they E7stay B7Welcome one and all now to A7show show business G7Wouldn't have it A7any other E7way B7Welcome one and all now to A7show show business G7Wouldn't have it A7any other E7way
[Instrumental Solo] E7 A7 E7 [Chorus]
F#7Show biz train, A7baby won't you climb on E7board F#7Show biz train, A7baby won't you climb on E7boardA7 B7
[Bridge]
Well have you E7ever had an aardvark sandwich E7Have you ever had a seagull stew I had a A7pet pitiful penguin and I made him watch the six o'clock E7news EAnd shine my shoes I got the B7"help preserve 'em, don't deserve 'em, A7try and serve 'em, love 'em all" E7bluesA7 B7 Well, have you E7ever seen a Madras monkey E7Have you ever seen an Orlon eel I had a A7pet pitiful parrot and I taught him how to pick and E7choose, drink my booze I got the B7"help preserve 'em, don't deserve 'em, A7try and serve 'em, love 'em all" E7bluesA7 B7 A7Just keepin' track of where things are all goin' E7Baby just keepin' track A7Just keepin' track of where things are all goin' E7Baby just keepin' track A7Housefly, E7tell me what you're thinkin' 'bout A7Housefly, E7tryin' to really sort it out D7Flyin' head-on into the F7plate glass window D7Sniffin' that DDE7T A7Dumb bird, E7flyin's comin' slowly to you A7Dumb bird, E7flyin' isn't holy to you D7Headin' down South for the F7big celebration D7You got a ride for E7me (know what I'm tellin' ya)
[Chorus Fade]
F#7Show biz train, A7baby won't you climb on E7board