The Golden Ponies - Stick girl

^GI was pretty drunk when I first ^Gsaw you in the corner by the ^Amjukebox I should have ^Cmade a beeline for you girl, but I was in no shape for makin' ^Gsmall talk So ^EmI flagged down the waitress, and I ^Casked her for a pen ^Amharnessed my inner artist, and dr^Dew you on a napkin

^GStick Girl, ^Emooh you are so pretty, ooh you are so skinny ^GStick Girl, ^Emooh your hair is wavy, your dress is so ^Amtriang^Dly ^CMy little Stick Girl

Now m^Gaybe I ain't Monet, but I think I might have captured your true ^Amessence 'cause e^Cvery Pony up here we just ^Cawestruck by the prospect of your ^Gpresence I t^Emurned around to find you, you were g^Amone without a trace I ^Cthought I saw you by the bathroom door, ^Dshe wasn't the same

^GStick Girl, ^Emooh you are so pretty, ooh you are so skinny ^GStick Girl, ^Emooh your hair is wavy, your dress is so ^Amtriang^Dly ^CMy little Stick Girl

I've been ^Emhangin' wanted posters, tell me h^Amow hard could it be to find a ^Cpicture perfect angel, with b^Dig ole double Ds, named

^GStick Girl, ^Emooh you are so pretty, ooh you are so skinny ^GStick Girl, ^Emooh your hair is wavy, your dress is so ^Amtriangly ^D(um umm) ^GStick Girl, ^Emooh you are so sexy, dang you are top heavy ^GStick Girl, a^Emnatomically correct, and perfectly sy^Ammmetrical ^D My little^C stick girl

(Spoken) ^Gand when I find you, I'm gonna take you back to^Am my place we're gonna play some strip^C hangman, I'll make you a s^Gandwich