The Front Bottoms - Water-gun-knife

^C There are things I wish you'd ^Ddo more often Like^F laugh and t^Amalk to me (ha ha ha) ^C I understand that everyb^Dody's got their problems But you se^Fem to have a little m^Gore than anybody

^C There are things I think we'll c^Dome to regret And the maj^Fority of t^Ghem are dealing with me ^C And there are things I know you've c^Dome to expect But right n^Fow, believe me, beli^Geve me, show me some respect

And I k^Cnow that you know me like nobody e^Glse It's just hard to expl^Amain, I like to be by mys^Gelf And it's like having a q^Cuestion when no one will h^Gelp And you're just one of those b^Amooks, there's a lot on the sh^Gelf And there are things that we could ^Cdo to make ourselves stand o^Gut But we won't^Am, no we won't^{G C}(N^Go ^Amwe ^Gwon't, no we won't, no we won't)

^C There are things I wish you w^Douldn't take from me Like my c^Fell phone, my wallet, my c^Amar keys, and my dignity ^C I know you think that we've h^Dad too much to drink But I h^Faven't, let it go, let it ^Gbe, let me enjoy the party

^C There are things I think we'll c^Dome to regret And the maj^Fority of t^Ghem are dealing with me ^C And there are things I know you've c^Dome to expect Bur right n^Fow, believe me, beli^Geve me, show me some respect

And I k^Cnow that you know me like nobody e^Glse It's just hard to expl^Amain, I like to be by mys^Gelf And it's like having a q^Cuestion when no one will h^Gelp And you're just one of those b^Amooks, there's a lot on the sh^Gelf And there are things that we could ^Cdo to make ourselves stand o^Gut But we won't^Am, no we won't ^{G C}(N^Go ^Amwe ^Gwon't, no we won't, no we won't)

^C(O^Gh ^Amyea^Gh, oooh yeah) [Verse 3] ^C There are things I wish you'd ^Ddo more often Like^F laugh and t^Amalk to me ^C I understand that everyb^Dody's got their problems But you se^Fem to have a little m^Gore than anybody

^C There are things I think we'll c^Dome to regret And the maj^Fority of t^Ghem are dealing with me ^C And there are things I know you've c^Dome to expect But right n^Fow, believe me, beli^Geve me, show me some respect

And I k^Cnow that you know me like nobody e^Glse It's just hard to expl^Amain, I like to be by mys^Gelf And it's like having a q^Cuestion when no one will h^Gelp And you're just one of those b^Amooks, there's a lot on the sh^Gelf And there are things that we could ^Cdo to make ourselves stand o^Gut But we won't^Am, no we won't^{G C}(N^Go ^Amwe ^Gwon't, no we won't, no we won't)