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Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album. All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes. EDIT: I fixed a few parts, including the bridge, chords showed up as Faug and Gaug for some reason. Verse C* G* You and me, we could never be C* G* Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny C* And you're so eager to please G* C* You get on your knees for any fucking asshole
Who says he's all you Gneed
Chorus
And I'm Esorry I have to Ftake this approach The only Ething that'd shut me up now: your Fhands around my throat
Verse C* You and your friends feel free G* And you're way too cool for me C* And you do drugs now G* And all your problems run so deep C* And we were smoking in the basement G* At your best friend's brother's party C* And you love them because they treat you G* Like you know what the fuck you're talking about Chorus
And you and Eme, we could never Ftake this approach The only Ething that'd shut me up now: Your Fhands around my throat Swear I Elove you Until the Fvery, very end. But there's a Eproblem(What's the problem?) You're in Flove with your boyfriend.
Bridge:
This is Fme officialGly giving Cup on you I've wasted Ftoo much time with Gstupid lies For this to Cever become true And this is Fme officiaGlly giving Cup on you We've wasted Ftoo much time with Gstupid lies I'm getting Cshitfaced in your room.
Verse C* I've got dreams where I bleed G* And I choke myself to sleep C* And I hear screams G* It's the secrets that you keep C* And I am learning that your secrets G* C* They really don't mean shit to anyone G* But you and your friends Chorus:
And you and Eme, we could never Ftake this approach The only Ething that'd shut me up now: Your Fhands around my throat Swear I Elove you Until the Fvery, very end. But what's the Eproblem, (What's the problem?) You're in Flove with your boyfriend
Outro:
And AI will Gget on my Celbows until all myA finGgers go numb And AI reGfuse to take Canother breath 'till you Achange who you Ghave Cbecome And AI will Glean on my Celbows until all mAy fiGngers go numb And AI reGfuse to take Canother breath 'till you Achange who you Ghave Cbecome And AI will Glean on my Celbows until all myA finGgers go numb And IA refGuse to take aCnother breath 'till you cAhange who you hGave bCecome