The Fratellis - Stand up tragedy

^G/BPardon me ^Em7sugar I'm the m^G/Ban undern^Em7eath your thum^G/Bb ^{Em7 G/B Em7} But I w^G/Bon't take your vi^Em7olence and I^G/B won't chew your ^Em7bubblegum ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7 G/B}White heat, i^Em7ndiscreet, ^G/Bany day n^Em7ow obsolete ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7 G/B}Though you've seen your ^Em7best days I'd s^G/Btill walk down y^Em7our empty street ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7} Well you l^Cook like salvation but you t^Daste like a refugee ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7} Well you s^Cay you got no soul but you l^Dook like you do to me ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7}

If I was the ^G/Bmelody you were the symphony Honey loving ^Cyou took the very b^Dest of me I don't need your r^G/Bed wine covered sympathy Just another p^Cunchline in your st^Dand up tragedy

Well I've been ^G/Bpushing up d^Em7aisies just to ^G/Bcatch a glimpse of s^Em7omething real^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7 G/B}When I see you ^Em7coming, might j^G/Bust as well ^Em7give up and kneel ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7} I c^G/Bame, saw, ^Em7broke your law, ^G/Bany day now ^Em7I'll withdraw ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7} I c^G/Bhewed on your int^Em7entions j^G/Bust to dislo^Em7cate my jaw ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7} Well ^Cif you saw me broken, would you ^Dput me out my misery? ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7} Well I d^Con't do handsome and you d^Don't do sympathy ^{G/B Em7 G/B Em7}

If I was the ^G/Bmelody you were the symphony Honey loving ^Cyou took the very b^Dest of me I don't need your r^G/Bed wine covered sympathy Just another p^Cunchline in your st^Dand up tragedy

^G7Wrong from the get ^Cgo, l^G7et it slide^{C G7}Tell them what they don't know ^{C D}Sing those praises f^Car and wide ^G7Eat those peaches^C, ^G7ring them bells ^C Mama don't k^G7now what she preaches ^{C D}But she sure looks dignified ^DWell she sure looks dignified ^DWell she sure looks dignified

And If I was the m^G/Belody you were the symphony Honey loving ^Cyou took the very b^Dest of me I don't need your r^G/Bed wine covered sympathy Just another p^Cunchline in your st^Dand up tragedy

^G/BTake my hungry guarantee I could be your s^Clave if you'd only ^Dbeg for me I don't need your re^G/Bd wine covered sympathy Just another pu^Cnchline in your ^DStand ^Dup, s^Dit ^Ddown, l^Die b^Dack, t^Durn r^Dound, ^Dplay d^Dead f^Dor ^Dme ^DStand ^Dup t^Dragedy