The Flat Stanleys - Me vs your friends
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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
She said can DI come over?
She's sitting Ain my driveway
I didn't Gwant her this time
I didn't Emwant this my way
I wanted Dyours instead
Whatever Amakes you happy
I'll fucking Ggo to bed
I can hear Emyour friends laughing
And they are Dlaughing at me
Don't lie to Ame I know it
They fucking Gwanna break me
The way their Emeyes look show it
And I will Dprobably let them
And they'll get Awhat they want
And I will Gprobably help them
They will get Emwhat they want
[Chorus]
But the Dnotches Aof your Gspine are Emlooking sharp tonight
DAnd you Athink that I won't Gnotice if you Emmouth the words this time
DBut I won't Apull my punches, I'll Guse my words to Emknock your teeth out
DOne by one and AI'll keep count of Gall of them. Oh, EmI'll count all of them
[Verse 2]
He's lying Don my bed
I guess he Aneeds his sleep
I think you Glost all of my Emsecrets I couldn't speak
And I keep Dwriting poems.
Poems I'll Anever keep
And she keeps Gknocking on my door when all I Emwant to do is sleep
She hasn't Dslept for days
I fucking Awonder why
She hasn't Gslept around
She left to Emgo get high
She said she Dhates her friends 'cause they call Aher all night
She's turning Goff her phone, she's going Emout tonight
[Chorus]
But the Dnotches Aof your Gspine are Emlooking sharp tonight
DAnd you Athink that I won't Gnotice if you Emmouth the words this time
DBut I won't Apull my punches, I'll Guse my words to Emknock your teeth out
DOne by one and AI'll keep count of Gall of them. Oh, EmI'll count all of them
[Verse 3]
And could you Dhold your tears back just for Aanother minute
She said she Gwants her gift back, she said she Emthought I'd get it
You say you're Dfriends?
Well what's a friend without a Asecret you'll pretend doesn't Gmatter?
But I have friends, oh I have Emfriends and they all matter
And they all Dcare about me
She don't know Awhat that's like
She says they Gwanna fight me
I won't come Emhome tonight
But now the Dtable's turned, because I Awon't fight back
I will just Glet them hurt me until the Emworld goes black
I think I Dknow what's coming, and I Ajust don't care
I wanna Gbreak my glasses, I wanna Emdye my hair
So that I Dcan go home, and they won't Arecognize me
And I can't Gsee them clearly and I won't Emsee our eyes meet
[Chorus]
But the Dnotches Aof your Gspine are Emlooking sharp tonight
DAnd you Athink that I won't Gnotice if you Emmouth the words this time
DBut I won't Apull my punches, I'll Guse my words to Emknock your teeth out
DOne by one and AI'll keep count of Gall of them. Oh, EmI'll count all of them
[Bridge]
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But you're a Dgas leak and I'm a Awood house so we'll Gboth go up in Emflames
You are Drunning but you keep Afalling and you keep Gsaying we're the Emsame
And there are so many Deyes beating Adown on my Gbones
Em D A G N.C. Em*
You're walking on water with rocks in your shoes just trying to get home
Em* Em* D A
On the count of three, everybody scream
She keeps Gsaying that she Emmight
But I've got Dfriends who disaAgree and I've got Gfriends who just won't Embuy it
And am DI boring you?
Because you Aseem to be looking at your Gphone like it's gonna Emring
You could Dcut my tongue out Aof my mouth on Gany given night
And it would not Emchange a thing
[Chorus]
But the Dnotches Aof your Gspine are Emlooking sharp tonight
DAnd you Athink that I won't Gnotice if you Emmouth the words this time
DBut I won't Apull my punches, I'll Guse my words to Emknock your teeth out
DOne by one and AI'll keep count of Gall of them. Oh, EmI'll count all of them