All of the songs that have "originally tabbed by" in front of them are songs tabbed by other users that were made too look prettyful by moi. The songs with no credit are the ones I tabbed 1. The Abandoned Hospital Ship 2. Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus with Needles 3. Placebo Headwound 4. This Here Giraffe 5. Brainville 6. Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World 7. When You Smile 8. Kim's Watermelon Gun 9. They Punctured My Yolk 10. Lightning Strikes the Postman 11. Christmas at the Zoo 12. Evil Will Prevail 13. Bad Days-Aurally Excited Version 1. The Abandoned Hospital Ship VERSE 1

^EWell it took some time, Cause it's a lot God, it^Amaj7's a bunch It's such a big, old^A, black golden buzz ^E

VERSE 2 And yeah it took some help

With lots of machines, the experts ^Amaj7could tell With the^Air equipment pushed to the ma^Ex...

VERSE 3

^EAnd sure it seems easy now But I tell you wha^Amaj7t we were perplexed Finding the n^Aeedle in needle's disguis^Ee

BRIDGE

^AAnd now that it's conceived, T^Ehe station has a^F#mll settled down^B, And I'm sort o^Af relieved, An^Ed I'^Bm getting over it now ^E

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus with Needles Originally tabbed by: Unregistered VERSE 1

^ECats killing do^Ags, pigs e^Aating rats ^E ^EEvery mouth will eat ^F#you up, the ^Dking bug ^Elaughs ^EBelly of the he^Aart, belly ^Afull of bats ^E ^EThe chromosomes seem not ^F#to want the fetus ^D ^D

CHORUS

They beat you ^Eup, they make you ^F#bleed Sticking ^Dneedles in your knees ^E Knowing ^EGod will be ^F#pleased Should make it ^Deasy ^D

VERSE 2

^ESnakes eating fr^Aogs, Toads ^Aeating gnats ^E ^EWhen the spaceship ^F#beams you up, b^Doy, get drunk ^Efast ^ERubber bullet ba^Arn, ti^Atty-sucking ca^Elf ^EGoats and roosters, bees^F# and bugs, amoebas ^D ^D

CHORUS

They beat you ^Eup, they make you ^F#bleed Sticking ^Dneedles in your knees ^E Knowing ^EGod will be ^F#pleased Should make it ^Deasy

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Placebo Headwound Originally tabbed by: Rs1442 CHORDS USED F Am G C Gmaj7 D A Em B Am* C* D* D7 e|-1---0---3---0---2-----2---0---7---7---5---8---10---10-| B|-1---1---0---1---3-----3---2---8---7---5---8---19---10-| G|-2---2---0---0---0-----2---2---9---8---5---9---11---11-| D|-3---2---0---2---0-----0---2---9---9---7---10--12---10-| A|-3---0---2---3---x---------0---7---9---7---10--12---12-| E|-1-------3-------3-----------------7---5---8---10---10-| INTRO F Am G C VERSE 1

Where^Gmaj7 does outer space end' It's sort of hard to imagine Is it ^Dreal' ^A ^G ^D Is it nothing^A, nothing' ^G

CHORUS Em B Em B Am* B C* D* D7 Cause it's not so clear anymore to me VERSE 2

^Gmaj7Why do birds always fly south When sometimes it's warm in your headwound ^D ^A ^G ^D Is that nothing,^A nothing' ^G

CHORUS Em B Em B Am* B C* D* D7 Cause it's not so clear anymore to me VERSE 3

And ^Gmaj7if God hears all my questions Well how come there's never an answer' ^D ^A ^G ^D Is it nothing^A, nothing' ^G ^D

OUTRO D A D A D A D A ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. This Here Giraffe VERSE 1

^AI saw this ^Ebird ^Afly off his ^Ehead ^AWithout him ^Eever lookin ^Aup ^E ^AThis here gir^Eaffe was ^Anever caught comp^Elaining ^AHe wouldn't ^Etake skin off yer ^Aback. ^E

PRE-CHORUS

And you^A hear yo^Burself ^Ethinking And you^A hear yo^Burself ^Ethinking

CHORUS

^AThis here ^Egiraffe, ^Dlaughed ^E ^AThis here ^Egiraffe, ^Dlaughed ^E ^AThis here ^Egiraffe, ^Dlaughed ^E

VERSE 2

^AI saw this ^Eman s^Atick out his^E neck ^AWith his bi^Enocul^Aars intact^E ^AHe couldn't tel^El the^A right side of hi^Es brain ^AHad just los^Et all^A interest in his le^Eft

PRE-CHORUS

And you^A feel yo^Burself ^Eshrinking And you^A feel yo^Burself ^Eshrinking

CHORUS

^AThis here ^Egiraffe, ^Dlaughed ^E ^AThis here ^Egiraffe, ^Dlaughed ^E ^AThis here ^Egiraffe, ^Dlaughed ^E

OUTRO

And you^D hear you^Arself And you^D hear you^F#mrself^E ^AThis here gi^Eraffe, ^Dlaughed^E ^AThis here gi^Eraffe, ^Dlaughed^E ^AThis here gi^Eraffe, ^Dlaughed^E ^AThis here gi^Eraffe, ^Dlaughed^E

A ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Brainville Originally tabbed by: desolationrow28 INTRO Bm E Bm E Bm VERSE 1

^BmI've heard about a ^Eplace, ^Bmwhere they enlarge yer ^Espace ^BmThey take pity on the ^Esmall ones ^E7 ^BmDon't cost ya very ^Emuch, ^Bmthey seem to know their ^Estuff, ^BmThey take pity on the ^Esmall ones ^E7

CHORUS

So I ^Awanna go to Brainville, let's get ^Ein And ^Aovercome my inexperi^Eence I ^Awanna go to Brainville, let's get ^Ein And ^Abe the first one on the block that d^Eoes. ^Bm ^E ^Bm ^E

BRIDGE

^EbmThey say it's the ^C#mone thing everyone should ^Ahave I know it must ^Dlook bad.^A ^E

VERSE 2

^BmI know I need the ^Ehelp ^BmThey'd take me I can ^Etell ^BmFour fingers and a to^Eenail...

CHORUS

So I ^Awanna go to Brainville, let's get ^Ein And ^Aovercome my inexperi^Eence I ^Awanna go to Brainville, let's get ^Ein And ^Abe the first one on the block that d^Eoes. ^Bm ^E ^Bm ^E

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World VERSE 1

^BMagnified up close, in pickle ja^Ar Is the las^Et hope the world has yeah, yeah ^BThinkin that his head surely wou^Ald explode His thoughts go deeper than e^Ever yeah, yeah ^BSomething never dreamed in all the ^Ascience books The biggest light ^Eswitch gets turned on yeah, yeah

CHORUS

And he's^A on the way to a ^Dreal first ^Ein all the universe yeah yeah^A yeah^E ^AHe saves the day and the wo^Drld knows, the sonic boom explodes ^E

VERSE 2

^BHesitant to tell the real rea^Ason The Nobel P^Eeace Prize is given yeah, yeah ^BIts hard to celebrate with a headac^Ahe Yeah^E yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

CHORUS

And he's^A on the way to a ^Dreal first ^Ein all the universe yeah yeah^A yeah^E ^AHe saves the day and the wo^Drld knows, to watch his head explod^Ee yeah yeah yeah

- 7. When You Smile Originally tabbed by: Votegoat INTRO D G A D VERSE 1

It's ^Dlike I never had to see it in your eyes or feel it, I could tel^Gl ^A When you s^Dmile.

VERSE 2

It's ^Dlike I didn't need to say anything or do much, I could tel^Gl ^A When you s^Dmile

CHORUS

^GAll of the suba^Atomic pieces c^Dome togeth^Aer ^Bmand ^GUnfold themselves ^Ain a s^Decond

BRIDGE

^DEvery single molecule is right, when CHORUS

^GAll of the suba^Atomic pieces c^Dome togeth^Aer ^Bmand ^GUnfold themselves ^Ain a s^Decond

- 8. Kim's Watermelon Gun INTRO D VERSE 1

^EmWell Kim's got the answer wit^Dh her watermelon gun And all the celebritie^As ^Gwant permiss^Dion, But she^A won't give it to them ^G'till they learn how to lov^De

CHORUS

And Kim's got her watermelon gun '^Acause it's the consciousness of lov^Ge And Kim^D's got her watermelon gun '^Acause it's the consciousness of lov^Ge

VERSE 2

^EmAnd wouldn't it be dumb^D If all of their atrocities^A w^Gere just forgive^Dn But she^A won't give that to the^Gm 'till they learn how to l^Dove

CHORUS

And Kim's got her watermelon gun '^Acause it's the consciousness of lov^Ge And Kim^D's got her watermelon gun '^Acause it's the consciousness of lov^Ge

OUTRO

But she^A won't give it to them ^G But she^A won't give it to them ^G But she^A won't give it to them ^G

- 9. They Punctured My Yolk Originally tabbed by: asanta777 VERSE 1

^CThey never ^Dmcalled me ^GUp to the ^Ctower. ^CWe gave it ^Dmto them ^GThey had the ^Cpower.

CHORUS

And ^Ampower is the thing That ^Cmade you take off from ^Gme.

VERSE 2

^CWe trained hard for the ^Dmmission ^GAll floating ^Cover. ^CThough we're in zero ^Dmgravity ^GIt pulled us ^Ccloser.^G

VERSE 3

^CWe were once off to the ^Dmplanets ^GInside our ^Cspacesuits. ^CNow I'm left here on the ^Dmlanding ^GThe rocket's ^Cflame boost.

CHORUS

And it's ^Amleaving without me And ^Cyou go off to the ^Bmstars

BRIDGE/KEY CHANGE B Asus4 A VERSE 4

^DGoodbye goodbye look as the ^Emclouds burst ^AThey're growing ^Dtaller. ^DAnd as your ship leaves in the ^Emdistance ^AMy world gets ^Dsmaller.

CHORUS

And it ^Bmtakes you worlds away A ^Dmillion light-years from ^Ame.

D Em A - 10. Lightning Strikes the Postman INTRO D G E D G E D VERSE 1

^DI got you^Gr letter it h^Ead turned t^Do sand, Lighting s^Gtrikes the^E postman in his hand^D,

CHORUS

^DI hope that you remem^Gber the things you ha^Dd to say, ^G It's just a^E supernatu^Gral delay^D

VERSE 2

^DI got yer package i^Gt was a^Ell a me^Dss, Lightning s^Gtrikes the po^Estman in his chest^D

CHORUS

^DI hope that you remem^Gber the things you ha^Dd to say, ^G It's just a^E supernatu^Gral delay^D ^DI sent you a postcard^G and I hop^Ee yer fin^De But lightning strikes ^Gthe pos^Etman all the time^D

CHORUS

^DI couldn't really thi^Gnk of anyt^Dhing to sa^Gy, It's just a^E supernatu^Gral delay^D

OUTRO

And it's hard^E to read the ^Gwriting through the flames ^D ^E ^G -

11. Christmas at the Zoo Originally tabbed by: Unregistered VERSE 1

^EThere wasn't any snow on Christmas eve an^C#md I knew what I should do, I ^Athought I'd free the ani^Emals All ^F#mlocked up at the ^Bzoo

VERSE 2

^EI opened up the fence where the peacocks were, ^C#mThe lamas were unleashed The snake^As and seals could all get out,^E ^F#mBut they refused to leave^B

CHORUS

^EAll of the animals agreed they're not ^AHappy at the zoos But ^C#mthey pr^Abmeferred to s^Aave them^Eselves, They s^F#meemed to think they ^Bcould

VERSE 3

^EThe elephants, orangutans, All th^C#me birds and kangaroos All said th^Aanks but no thanks man^E, ^F#mTo be concerned is g^Bood

BRIDGE E C#m A E F#m B CHORUS

^EIt started to snow on Christmas Eve in the ^AMiddle of the night Walk^C#ming thr^Abmough the sta^Ate park ^Ezoo ^F#mAnd everything is w^Bhite

OUTRO E A C#m G#m A E F#m B E - 12. Evil Will Prevail Originally tabbed by: Aquel INTRO D A D A VERSE 1

With loving h^Aands, and their a^Drms are stretched so ^C#mwide They can't seem to t^Aake a breath, knowing ^Devil will pre^C#mvail ^A And a ^Dmillion people ^C#mseems like a l^Aot And a ^Dmillion p^Eeople ^D ^C#m ^Bm can't be wrong ^F#m ^E ^D ^C#m

D A D A VERSE 2

With loving s^Amiles, and their m^Douths are stretched so ^C#mwide They can't even t^Aake a breath, knowing ^Devil will prev^C#mail ^A And the ^Dmagic bullet ^C#mis the glowing ^Amothership And the mot^Dher ^E ^D ^C#m ^Bm zapps you dead

VERSE 3

With loving ^Ahands, knowing e^Dvil will pre^C#mvail ^A knowing ^Devil will pre^C#mvail ^A knowing that ^Devil will pre^C#mvail ^A Knowing ^De - ^C#mvil ^D ^C#mwill ^Bm always win

- 13. Bad Days-Aurally Excited Version Originally tabbed by: newg D F# E E \ D F# E G# | Play only the note, not the entire chord A E B E / ooh ooh ooh ooh VERSE 1

^AYou're sorta stuck where you are But, in your dreams you can ^Ebuy expensive cars, Or live on mars and have it ^Ayour way

VERSE 2 And you hate your boss at your job

Well in your dreams you can ^Eblow his head off In your dreams show no ^Amercy ^A

CHORUS

^AAnd all your ^Dbad days will ^Aend ^A x2 ^D You have to ^Esleep late when you c^Aan ^A ^D And all your ^Ebad days will ^Aend ^A

BRIDGE A D A A x2 D E A A x2 CHORUS

^AAnd all your ^Dbad days will ^Aend ^A x2 ^D You have to ^Esleep late when you c^Aan ^A ^D And all your ^Ebad days will ^Dend ^A

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