The Dubliners - Seven drunken nights

As ^GI went home on monday night, as ^Gdrunk as drunk could be, I ^Csaw a horse outside the door, where ^Cmy own horse should be. So I ^Gcalled my wife and I says to her "Would you ^Ckindly tell to me: Who o^Gwns that horse outside the door, where ^Cmy own ^Dhorse should ^Gbe?"

Ha! ^GYou're drunk, you're drunk. You silly old fool. Still you c^Cannot ^Gsee? ^GThats a lovely sow that me ^Dmother sent to ^Gme. ^GWell many a days I traveled a hundred ^Cmiles or ^Gmore, ^GBut a sow ^Cwith a ^Gsaddle on, ^DI never seen ^Gbefore.

And a^Gs I went home on Tuesday night,a^Gs drunk as drunk could be, I ^Csaw a coat behind the door, where ^Cmy old coat should be. Well, I c^Galled my wife and I said to her: "Will you ^Ckindly tell to me: Who ^Gowns that coat behind the door, where ^Cmy old ^Dcoat should ^Gbe?"

Ah, y^Gou're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you ca^Cnnot s^Gee? ^GThat's a woollen blanket that me ^Dmother sent to ^Gme. ^GWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred ^Cmiles or ^Gmore, ^GBut buttons ^Cin a ^Gblanket sure, ^DI never saw ^Gbefore.

And ^Gas I went home on Wednesday night, ^Gas drunk as drunk could be, I s^Caw a pipe up on the chair, where ^Cmy old pipe should be. Well, I c^Galled my wife and I said to her: "Will you ^Ckindly tell to me: Who o^Gwns that pipe up on the chair, where ^Cmy old ^Dpipe should ^Gbe?"

Ah, y^Gou're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool, still you ca^Cnnot s^Gee? ^GThat's a lovely tin whistle that me ^Dmother sent to ^Gme. ^GWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred ^Cmiles or ^Gmore, ^GBut tobacco ^Cin a ^Gtin whistle sure ^DI never saw ^Gbefore.

And ^Gas I went home on Thursday night, ^Gas drunk as drunk could be, I ^Csaw two boots beneath the bed where ^Cmy old boots should be. Well, I c^Galled my wife and I said to her: "Will you ^Ckindly tell to me: Who o^Gwns them boots beneath the bed, where ^Cmy old b^Doots should ^Gbe?"

Ah, y^Gou're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you c^Cannot s^Gee? ^GThey're two lovely Geranium pots me ^Dmother sent to ^Gme. ^GWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred ^Cmiles or ^Gmore ^GBut laces ^Cin Gera^Gnium pots ^DI never saw ^Gbefore.

And ^Gas I went home on Friday night, ^Gas drunk as drunk could be, I s^Caw a head upon the bed where ^Cmy old head should be. Well, I c^Galled my wife and I said to her: "Will you ^Ckindly tell to me: Who o^Gwns that head upon the bed, where ^Cmy old ^Dhead should ^Gbe?"

Ah, ^Gyou're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you c^Cannot s^Gee? ^GThat's a baby boy that me ^Dmother sent to ^Gme. ^GWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred ^Cmiles or ^Gmore, ^GBut a baby b^Coy with ^Ghis whiskers on sure ^DI never saw ^Gbefore.

And ^Gas I went home on Saturday night, ^Gas drunk as drunk could be, I s^Caw two hands upon her breasts where ^Cmy old hands should be. Well, I c^Galled my wife and I said to her: "Will you ^Ckindly tell to me: Who o^Gwns them hands upon your breasts, where ^Cmy old ^Dhands should ^Gbe?"

Ah, y^Gou're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you c^Cannot s^Gee? ^GThat's a lovely night gown that me ^Dmother sent to ^Gme. ^GWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred ^Cmiles or ^Gmore. ^GBut fingers i^Cn a n^Gight gown sure ^DI never saw b^Gefore.

As^G I went home on Sunday night, ^Gas drunk as drunk could be, I ^Csaw a thing in her thing where ^Cmy old thing should be. Well, I c^Galled my wife and I said to her: "Will you ^Ckindly tell to me: Who ^Gowns that thing in your thing where ^Cmy old ^Dthing should ^Gbe?"

Ah, y^Gou're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you ca^Cnnot s^Gee? ^GThat's a lovely tin whistle that me ^Dmother sent to ^Gme ^GWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred m^Ciles or ^Gmore. ^GBut hair on ^Ca tin ^Gwhistle sure ^DI never saw b^Gefore.