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I was more F#worried about taxes When my lBovely red-eyed bride Became a F#hair-splitting believer That I shBould be vilified
She'd sBbmee the rudder fail me Move to EBgypt, or to Spain The hC#ammer fell, my fate's altered Like Bsparks thrown from a flame You know the LEaw Know the LBaw
My hF#opes were razed like three day growth Then rBaked by nervous ticks Was I the buF#llseye or the launchpad? I could nBever find the switch
Her eBbmye received heaven from earth Like an aBtoll petrified EC#xcept where Saturn's life-belt Shields a hBalf-life from your eyes You know the LEaw Know the LBaw
So doC#n't go getting married You can oBnly change her name You know the LEaw Know the LBaw
I'm out hF#ere on lighthouse duty Where the foBghorns groan through space Echo iF#nto red ant country Through the Bdoldrums and the wastes
I'd rBbmight the wrongs if I could But some thBings can't be exchanged So dC#on't go getting married You can oBnly change her name DoC#n't go getting married You can oBnly change her name You know the ELaw Know the LBaw