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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
The 'burbs are Fmgrowing like a fingernail FmSlower than the dullest pain I want the Dmhunger and cold of the nights of old When there was Fmblood up to the Himalayas I'm saying Fmfarewell to the welfare state The only Fmcomfort is a caliphate I'm guessing Dmwar sure beats any old North Shore beach Or any FmWestern Suburbs single player I'm Fmlooking for the type of test A catacFmlysm make me beat my chest Man, Dmany kind of 'ism' beats a singing competition On a FmTV fat with gnash and wail They got me Fmsinging in a different scale Don't wanna Dmpush no pram or join a bDmikie gang Or flip a Fmburger for the infidel Yeah, no Amone ever lives to tell What's at the Embottom of an oil well
[Chorus]
EmBoredC#mom, D#mboredCmom I'm Cgonna take a pic down there Put my Cindex finger in the air EmBoredC#mom, D#mboredCmom Gonna Ctag it with my username And you can Cflag it for its guts and brains
[Verse 2]
Got me a Fmlawyer in the ACT Got me the Fmfuck out of the PNG I'm telling Dmy'all failed states, they ain't exactly great But neither's Fmprison in the Bismarck Sea Terra's Fmfirmer in the southern lands And shock and Fmawe is all for stretch Humvees The Dmcasual exhibition of a recent acquisition's All the Fmintervention they got planned I miss the Fmhustle of the Baghdad days It weren't a Fmshit hole in the late '80s That thing with Dm'W', don't let it trouble you It's all a Fmdistant hen's night anyway I hear 'em Fmscreaming for a Chippendale That looks like DmEminem, it must be 2:00am And it's like Amnothing here is even real You're just so Emlucky that you get to feel
[Chorus]
EmBoredC#mom, D#mboredCmom CI didn't come here for the thrills and spills CI just like the way I don't get killed EmBoredC#mom, D#mboredCmom CYou get the house, land, bang, the whole biz If you can Cjust remember where it is EmBoredC#mom, D#mboredCmom Don't fucking Ctell me that you ain't got room You ever Creally seen a baby boom? EmBoredC#mom, D#mboredCmom Man, I was Cborn in the cradle of civilisation And I Cplan on dying in its tomb