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Tuning: E A D G B E
The Dollyrots Just Because I'm Blonde Whiplash Splash 2017 Submitted by: jeremyunderground41@yahoo.com Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 E - 022100 F#m - 244222 D - xx0232 Bm - x24432 G# - 466544 C# - x46664 Intro: A C#m D F#m E x4 Verse 1:
Got an AIQ higher than 25 C#mBet you didn’t even Dthink that because of my Ahair Watch me do basic math C#mSomehow I surDvive to pay my Abills Is she ditzy Is she with itC#m Is she scattered up Dlike a snow globe A Only takes one One of me to C#m Screw in a Dfreaking light bulb F#m AsD ifA oh oh oh Bmoh oh F#m AsD ifA oh oh ohE
Chorus 1: That’s why you’re
Athinking that I’m not smart F#mDidn’t get the bad joke DActing kinda clueless ESunning up on the beach AAlways losing my keys F#mNever pay for Jameson DLatest to the party EHead up in the sky AMarilyn Monroe said C#mI should have more fun so DShe was right I don’t care ECare what you think Just because I’m AblondeC#m D F#mJust beEcause I’m AblondeC#m D F#m E
Verse 2:
I Aknow a Brazilian is not a number and PolyC#mpeptide isn’t a Dtype of toothApaste Watch me get an oil change They C#mwon’t convince me I Dneed brand new Abreaks Not an Airhead That’s just candy C#m When I want to Dsugar stuff my Aface Superficial
Just a little
C#m But I’ll never be your Ddamsel in distress F#m AsD ifA oh oh oh Bmoh oh F#m AsD ifA oh oh ohE
Chorus 2: That’s why you’re
Athinking that I’m not smart F#mDidn’t get the bad joke DActing kinda clueless ESunning up on the beach AAlways losing my keys F#mNever pay for Jameson DLatest to the party EHead up in the sky AMarilyn Monroe said C#mI should have more fun so DShe was right I don’t care ECare what you think Just because I’m F#mblonde Just because I’m blonde
Bridge: Kelly Ogden Speaks
F#m I’ve never fooled anyone before I’ve let Apeople fool themselves G# They didn’t bother to find out F#mwho or what I was InsteadA they’d invent a character for G#me I wouldn’t F#margue with them They were obviously loving somebody AI wasn’tG# It takes a smart bruF#mnette to play
a blonde It takes a
sDmart brunette to play a C#dumb blonde
Verse 3:
F#m AsD ifA oh oh oh Bmoh oh F#m AsD ifA oh oh ohE
Chorus 3: That’s why you’re
Athinking that I’m not smart F#mDidn’t get the bad joke DActing kinda clueless ESunning up on the beach AAlways losing my keys F#mNever pay for Jameson DLatest to the party EHead up in the sky AMarilyn Monroe said C#mI should have more fun yeah DShe was right I don’t care EI don’t care what they say AEverybody knows it C#mNever gonna change me DIt’s
just hair don’t
be dumb EDumb (hold) like a brunette
Kelly Ogden Speaks: Just kidding Just because
I’m AblondeF#m Just because I’m DblondeE Just because I’m AblondeF#m Just because I’m DblondeE
Outro: A C#m D F#m x3, A(hold)