The Divine Comedy - The complete banker

^C#mCan ^Bmany-^C#mone ^Bmlend me ^C#mten ^Bmbillion ^C#mquid?^{Bm F#m}Why do you ^Elook so ^F#mglum? ^EWas it ^F#msome-^Ething I ^F#mdid? ^E So I ^Bmcaused a ^Asecond ^Bmgreat d^Aepression^Bm, what ^Acan I ^Bmsay ^{A Bm}I guess I ^Agot a b^Dit carried a^B7way If I s^Eay I’m sorry will you give me the money?

^AYou know ^A/G#me, the c^A/F#omplete ^D/Ebanker In a ^Ablack Ben^A/G#tley, ^A/F#sweet Sam^D/Eantha riding ^ANext to ^A/G#me, oh h^A/F#ow I ^D/Ehanker for the ^Bmgood old days (^Esus4good o^Eld ^Adays) When ^AI was ^A/G#free, the ^A/F#complete ^D/Ebanker In my ^AArma^A/G#ni, be^A/F#fore the ^D/Erancour and dis^Aharmo^A/G#ny Well ^A/Gmoney ^A/F#makes the ^Dmworld go ^Eround and round and down the ^Adrain

^C#mWe ^Bmwent to ^C#mwar ^Bmon the ^C#mfloor of ^Bmthe exc^C#mhange ^{Bm F#m}To ^Eall of ^F#mus ^Eit was ^F#mjust ^Ea big ^F#mgame ^E But ^BmGod I ^Aloved it: ^Bmmaking a ^Aprofit ^Bmfrom some^Abody's ^Bmloss ^{A Bm}I never knew^A/C# exactly ^Dwhose money it was^B7 And I ^Edid not care as long as there was

^ALots for ^A/G#me, the c^A/F#omplete ^D/Ebanker In a ^Ablack Ben^A/G#tley, ^A/F#sweet Sam^D/Eantha riding ^ANext to ^A/G#me, oh h^A/F#ow I ^D/Ehanker for the ^Bmgood old days (^Esus4good o^Eld ^Adays) When ^AI was ^A/G#free, the ^A/F#complete ^D/Ebanker In my ^AArma^A/G#ni, be^A/F#fore the ^D/Eanger and the ^Ainqui^A/G#ries Well ^A/Gmoney ^A/F#makes the ^Dmworld go ^Eround and round and down the ^C#mdrain C#m Bm x4

^C#mWe'll ^Bmlearn the ^C#mlesson^Bms, run ^C#mtests and ^Bmanalyz^C#me ^{Bm F#m}We'll ^Ecrunch the ^F#mnumbers^E, 'cause the ^F#mnumbers ^Enever lie^{F#m E} Well ^Bmmaybe ^Athis re^Bmcession ^Ais a ^Bmblessing ^Ain disguise^{Bm A Bm}We can build a ^A/C#much much bigger ^Dbubble the next time^B7 And ^Eleave the rest to clean our mess up

Well ^Athat’s just ^A/G#me, the ^A/F#complete ^D/Ebanker In a ^Ablack Bent^A/G#ley, ^A/F#Magaret ^D/EThatcher riding ^ANext to ^A/G#me, oh ^A/F#how I ^D/Ehanker for the ^Bmgood old days (^Esus4good o^Eld ^Adays) When ^AI was ^A/G#free, the ^A/F#complete ^D/Ebanker I’m a ^Aconscience-^A/G#free ^A/F#malignant ^D/Ecancer ^AOn so^A/G#ciety And ^A/Gone day ^A/F#you’ll let ^Dmyour guard down And ^EI’ll come round again