The Divine Comedy - Norman and norma

^DNorman and Norma got ^Amarried in Cromer ^E7April 1983 ^A It ^Dcould have been warmer but ^ANorman and Norma Were ^E7happy as they'd ever been^A They ^Fflew to Majorca and ^Cswam in the water It ^G7felt just like having a bath^E7 The ^Ampiña coladas ^Dmhit Norma hard And she fell into bed with a ^Glaugh

^FOh, ^GNorman, it's ^Emnever ever felt like ^Amthis before And ^Foh, ^GNorman, I've ^Emnever really known your ^Amkiss before Oh ^Fno, ^E7Norman, ^Dm7Norman ^Gsus4Nor---^Gman

^DNorman and Norma had ^Athree lovely daughters ^E7Nadia, Nora and Neve^{A D}The firm Norma worked at ^Awouldn't take her back ^E7After maternity leave^A They ^Fdreamt of Majorca but ^Ccouldn't afford to ^Ggo on Normanâ's sala^E7ry ^AmSo they went to Cromer, got ^Dmdouble pneumonia And Norma remembered when ^Gshe used to say:

^FOh, ^GNorman, it's ^Emnever ever felt like ^Amthis before And ^Foh, ^GNorman, I've ^Emnever really known your k^Amiss before Oh ^Fno, No^Grman

^Gsus4Nor---m^Gan [Verse 3] ^DTwenty years on and the ^Achildren have gone And they're ^E7both at a bit of a loss^A They've ^Dtried salsa classes and ^Agrowing tomatoes But ^E7nothing is getting them off^A Then ^Fone day in Clacton ^Cthere's a re-enactment Of ^GNormans and Saxons, and thi^Es Gets ^Amtheir juices flowing, bef^Dmore long they're going And fighting like it's 1066^G! And she ^F#says:

^FOh, ^GNorman, it's ^Emnever ever felt like ^Amthis before And ^Foh, ^GNorman, I've ^Emnever really known such ^Ambliss before Oh ^Fno, ^GNorman ^{Em Am}

Oh ^Fno No^Grman, y^Emeah ^Am oh no no ^Fno no no no N^Gorman It's ^Emnever ever felt like ^Amthis before and ^Foh, ^E7Norman, ^Dm7Norman ^Gsus4Nor---^Gman