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BALD As recorded by The Darkness (From the 2005 Album ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL...AND BACK) [Intro] Am C Am/G Am C Am C Am/G Am C C E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 E5 C5 A5 G5 D5 E5 [Verse 1]
E5It would appear that male pattern A5 E5 E5Baldness has set in E5His hair, at an alarming pace Running away from his G5face E5 He's losing his viD5riliG5ty And A5now his masG5culinity E5 Has been compromiseG5d A5 And his libido down-sizeE5d
[Pre-Chorus]
E5Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah-G5ah G5Not for me, not for me Heaven forAbid It's not for Cme, you understand E5
[Chorus]
E5Bald, slap-C5headed and A5hairless (Bald) E5Bald, he is C5destined to A5be E5Bald Well, C5tonight, thank A5God it's him (Thank G5God, instead of D5me) E5
[Verse 2]
E5From what I have been reading A5 E5His scalp needs kneading E5To stimulate each folicle And reverse this G5diabolical E5Condition that's afD5flicted G5him A5For years, and has G5cruelly E5Repulsed each potenD5tial E5mateG5 And left him with a balding paE5te
[Pre-Chorus]
E5Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah-G5ah G5Not for me, not for me Heaven forAbid It's not for Cme, you understand E5
[Chorus]
E5Bald, slap-C5headed and A5hairless (Bald) E5Bald, he is C5destined to A5be E5Bald Well, C5tonight, thank A5God it's him (Thank G5God, instead of D5me)
[Guitar Solo] E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 G5 D5 E5 Am C Am C Am C Am C [Pre-Chorus]
EmNot for me, not for me, not for me, uh-Guh GNot for me, not for me Heaven forAmbid It's not for Cme, you understand E5Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-G5uh G5Not for me, not for me Heaven forA5bid It's not for C5me, you understaE5nd
[Chorus]
E5Bald, slap-C5headed and A5hairless (Bald) E5Bald, he is C5destined to A5be E5Bald Well, C5tonight, thank A5God it's him (Thank G5God, instead of D5me) Thank E5God!
[Guitar Solo] E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 E5 C5 A5 G5 D5 E5 [Chorus]
E5Bald, slap-C5headed and A5hairless (Bald) E5Bald, he is C5destined to A5be E5Bald Well, C5tonight, thank A5God it's him (Thank G5God, instead of D5me)
[Outro] Am C Am Am/G C