The Damned - History of the world part one

^GI just hit the g^Ebround, boy, have^F I arrived? ^F Tell the dinosaurs, they just won't survive ^EbSo I fell, and y^Bbou just laughed,^F you think that ^FI can't stand To see me trip this way, you think I'm second hand

^GI have seen it a^Ebll, she's the on^Fly one ^F She belongs to me, I'm the lonely one ^EbCounting sheep ^Bband swatting flies,^F you think there^F's no more left Talk is cheap, how many lies sustain a single breath?

^GAdam Chance and ^BbZorro T^Ebake them with a pin^Bbch of salt Sad about tomorrow Sorry, but it's not my fault

^FWhile they were shooting at the^G moon ^EbSomebody croaked and no one ^Bbheard ^FWhat's a sin or tw^Go ^EbIn the history of the ^Fworld ^{F F F}

^GSomeone said to m^Ebe, "Why d'ya play so^F loud?" ^F What do you want from me, you corrupt the crowd ^EbMiles of print yo^Bbu'd think, we'd thought of^F nothing else ^F There's more important things than ink and decibels

^GLeave it to tomor^Bbrow C^Eborporal Clott and S^Bbtalingrad They're the ones to follow They're the ones that make me glad

^FNobody alive and no one le^Gft ^EbNobody cares or ain't you ^Bbheard ^FLooks like I'll take my dy^Ging breath ^EbIn the history of the w^Forld ^{F F F F F F F}

^FThe hist^Fory of^F the wor^Fld, part^F one ^F E D C C x2 E G C