The Corries - The sunday driver

We^Gll, I've been a Sunday driver noo fo^Dr many's a h^Gappy year, I'^Gve never had my Morris Minor oot o' ^Dsecond gear. I ^Gcan drive at fifty miles an hour on mo^Dtorway or track, wi^Gth me wife up front beside me and her ^Dmother in ^Gthe back.

Th^Cere was me and my daddy and ^Gmy daddy's mammy, an^Dd her sister's Granny and ^Gfour of her chums,^D and ^GAuntie Jean.

In^G a crowd of fifty trippers you c^Dan always pi^Gck me oot, by^G my “Don't blame me, I voted Tory” s^Dticker on the boot, wi^G' my bunch of heather stickin' from my^D radiator grille, an^Gd me stick-on transfer bullet holes and l^Dicence f^Gor tae kill.

The^Cre was me and my daddy and my d^Gaddy's mammy, an^Dd her sister's Granny and fo^Gur of her chums, a^Dnd Au^Gntie Peg.

I'^Gve a hundred plastic pennants just to sh^Dow you where I^G've been, my^G steering wheel is clad in simulated leop^Dard-skin. Up^G front fae the drivin' mirror hangs a pla^Dstic skeleton, an^Gd in the back a dog wi' eyes that ^Dflicker of^Gf and on !

Th^Cere was me and my daddy and my da^Gddy's mammy, an^Dd her sister's Granny an^Gd four of her chum^Ds, and ^GAuntie Lee.

We^Gll, I always drive as though my foot was^D restin' on^G the brake, I ^Gweave aboot the road just so's ye cannae ^Dovertake. I ^Gcan get ye sae frustrated that ye'll finis^Dh up in tears, an^Gd the sound of blarin' motor horns is ^Dmusic to^G my ears !

Th^Cere was me and my daddy and my daddy^G's mammy, an^Dd her sister's Granny and fo^Gur of her chums,^D and Au^Gntie Liz.

No^Gw, if ye wonder how these weekly tr^Dips I can a^Gfford, it^G's because I'm on a stipend from the Scottish ^DTourist Board. Yo^Gu're supposed tae enjoy the scenery, the finest^D of it's kind, an^Gd that is why I have a convoy^D followin' b^Gehind !

Th^Cere was me and my daddy and my d^Gaddy's mammy, an^Dd her sister's Granny and four^G of her chums, a^Dnd Aunt^Gie Rose.

Th^Gere's just no way of escaping me, no^D matter how y^Ge seek, fo^Gr the simple fact that I'm a traffic warden thro^Dugh the week. I'^Gm boostin' my efficiency, and here's my ^Dmaster plan : I'^Gm savin' up my pennies just to^D buy a Cara^Gvan.

The^Cre was me and my daddy and my ^Gdaddy's mammy, an^Dd her sister's Granny and four ^Gof her chums, and ^DAuntie^G Gertrude. Th^Cere was me and my daddy an^Gd my daddy's mammy, an^Dd her sister's Granny and four of ^Gher chums, “Yer ^Dgaun too f^Gast”.