The Corries - Scotland the brave humorous

Land o' th^Ge purple heather, land o' the dirty weather, land w^Chere the midges g^Gaither, Sco^Dtland the B^D7rave. Land o' t^Ghe barmy army, Andy Capp and Saturday sannies, land wh^Cere they sell their ^Ggrannies, Sc^Dotland the B^Grave.

Used to say in^D faither's day, you cou^Gld hear the bagpipes play, but now^Em you hear the r^Degal tones o' El^A7ton John and Th^D7e Rolling Stones. Land that is f^Gull o' stinkers, tattooed moos and VP drinkers. whisky put^C a lot o' st^Ginkers, in^Dto Scottish g^Graves.

Land that is^G full o' skivers, comic singers, deep sea divers, tunnock^Cs tea cakes a^Gnd irn bru, S^Dcotland the^D7 Brave. Land o' the ^Gbrutal Bobbies, councillors wi' part-time jobbies, archit^Cects wi' payi^Gng hobbies, S^Dcotland th^Ge Brave.

The tourist^Ds come here every year to see all^G our historic gear, but all ^Emthey see is loads ^Do' navvies, high ri^A7se flats wi' c^D7oncrete lavvies. Land o' the^G artic' lorries, Andy Stewart and the Corries, land whe^Cre everybody b^Gorries, S^Dcotland th^Ge Brave.

Land o' th^Ge Kilt and Sporran, underneath, there's nothin' worn ! How I wi^Csh the wind^G was warm ! S^Dcotland the^D7 Brave. I must admit^G it's pretty gruesome, walking about wi' your frozen twosome, it's all ^Cwe've got, we mustn^G't lose 'em, Sco^Dtland the ^GBrave

Conservatives^D try to assure us, Labour's hard-^Gput to endure us, the Kirk^Em puts curbs on our^D enjoyment, Governm^A7ent makes unem^D7ployment. Never mind^G, the day is near, when independence will be here, we'll drin^Ck a toast in Youn^Dger's beer to^G Scotland the ^DBrave !