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Acoustic version Intro: 8x Em G D A D A D A Verse
EmA war's being waGged and the worlDd's just a stageA, Em G Din this Acity The real estate's prime, the number plates rhyme, liquidity Wear a gun and be proud, but bare breasts aren't allowed in this city Dream up a scam and then rake in the clams, liquidity
Chorus:
EmIt's neither here nor there, it'Cs neither here nor there ANorth and south and east and west EmIt has to be somewhere, it oughtCa be somewhere ANorth and south and east and west EmI take my payment, I catCch my flight AAnd don't wait up for me tonight EmAnd you may find me there, and yCou might find me there ANorth and south and east and west
Verse: Have a quick throw or host your own show in, this city To a wolf from a lamb for just half a gram, liquidity The face of today just a scalpel away Restore your lost soul for two dollars plus toll, liquidity Interlude G F (7x) G F D Verse: Backs are patted when calves are fatted in this city The emperor's clothes are the best for the paroles, liquidity The guys with brains are all bitter and vain, stupidity The guys with the luck got the bimbos and bucks, liquidity Chorus: It's neither here nor there, it's neither here nor there North and south and east and west It has to be somewhere, it oughta be somewhere North and south and east and west I take my payment, I catch my flight Don't wait up for me tonight And you might find me there, and you might find me there North and south and east and west Outro (continue playing chorus chords) North South East West