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The Book of Mormon - Hasa Diga Eebowai Tabbed by: damienos Tuning: Standard
F#In this part of Africa, we all have a saying F#Whenever something bad happens F#We just throw our hands to the sky and say F#"Hasa Diga Eebowai" F#Hasa Diga Eebowai? F#It's the only way to get through all these troubled times F#There's war, poverty, famine F#But having a saying makes it all seem better F#There isn't enough food to eat F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#People are starving in the street F#Hasa Diga Eebowai
Bsus2Hasa F#Diga G#mEeboF#wai Bsus2Hasa F#Diga G#mEeboF#wai
F#Well, that's pretty neat F#Does it mean "No worries for the rest of our days?" F#Kind of, we've had no rain in several days F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#And eighty percent of us have AIDS F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#Many young girls here get circumsized F#Their clits get cut right off F#And so we say up to the sky F#Hasa Diga Eebowai
Bsus2Hasa F#Diga G#mEeboF#wai Bsus2Hasa F#Diga G#mEeboF#wai
F#Now you try, just stand up tall F#Tilt your head to the sky F#And list off the bad things in your life F#Somebody took our luggage away F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#The plane was crowded, and the bus was late F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#When the world is getting you down F#There's nobody else to blame F#Raise your middle finger to the sky F#And curse his rotten name F#(Wait, what?) F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#(Am I saying that right?) F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#Excuse me sir F#But what exactly does that phrase mean? F#Well, let's see, Eebowai means "God" F#And Hasa Diga means "Fuck you" F#So I guess in English it would be, "Fuck you, God"
F#Hasa Diga Eebowai (What?) F#When God fucks you in the butt F#Hasa Diga Eebowai F#Fuck God right back in his cunt F#Hasa Diga Eebowai
Bsus2Hasa F#Diga G#mEeboF#wai Bsus2Hasa F#Diga G#mEeboF#wai
F#Excuse me, sir, but you should really F#Not be saying that F#Things aren't always as bad as they seem F#Oh, really? F#Well, take this fucking asshole M'tumbo here F#He got caught last week trying to rape a baby F#But, why? F#So people in his tribe believe that having F#Sex with a virgin will cure the AIDS F#There aren't many virgins left, so some of them F#Are turning to babies F#But that's horrible F#I know Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#Here's the butcher, he has AIDS F#Here's the teacher, she has AIDS F#Here's the doctor, he has AIDS F#Here's my daughter, she has a
D#mWonderful dispoBsus2sition She's F#all I have left in the Bsus2world And if D#meither of you lays a F#hand on Bsus2her I will give you my F#AIDS
GIf you don't like what we say GTry living here a couple days GWatch all of your friends and family die Hasa Diga Eebowai
Fuck Csus2you Dsus2Hasa Diga Eebowai
GFuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt GFuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt GFuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt AmFuck you in the Geye GFuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt GFuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt GFuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt AmFuck you in the Gother eye
Csus2Hasa G AmDiga GEebowai Csus2Hasa G AmDiga GEebowai Csus2Hasa G AmDiga GEebowai Csus2Hasa GDiga AmFuck Dsus2you GGod Gin Gthe Gcunt
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