The Beatles - I am the walrus

^AI am he as ^A7you are he as y^Cou are me and ^Dwe are all to^Agether.^{A7 C}See how they run like pigs from a gun, see ^Dhow they fly. I'm ^Acrying.

^ASitting on a cornflake^A7, ^{D F}waiting for the van to ^Acome.^{A7 F}Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. ^BMan, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the ^Ceggman, they are the ^Deggmen. I am the ^Ewalrus, goo goo g'joob.

^AMister City, ^A7Policeman sitting ^CPretty little ^Dpolicemen in a ^Arow. ^{A7 C}See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see ^Dhow they run.

I'm ^Acrying, I'm ^Dsus4cry-----ing. ^AI'm crying^A7, I'm ^Ecry---i^Dng. ^AYellow matter custard,^{A7 D F}dripping from a dead dog's ^Aeye.^{A7 F}Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, ^BBoy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I am the ^Ceggman, they are the ^Deggmen. I am the ^Ewalrus, goo goo g'joob.

^BSitting in an ^AEnglish ^Ggarden waiting ^Ffor the ^Esun. ^FIf the sun don't ^B7come, you get a tan

I am the ^Ceggman, they are the ^Deggmen. I am the ^Ewalrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob.

^AExpert textpert ^A7choking smokers, ^CDon't you thing the ^Djoker laughs at ^Ayou? (ho ho ho, ^A7he he he, ha ha ha)

^CSee how they smile like pigs in a sty, ^DSee how they snied. I'm ^Acrying.

^ASemolina pilchard,^{A7 D F}climbing up the Eiffel ^ATower.^{A7 F}Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna. ^BMan, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the ^Ceggman, they are the ^Deggmen. I am the ^Ewalrus, goo goo g'joob ^D7g'goo goo g'joob. ^CGoo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob ^Bg'goo...

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