The Band - Same thing

^D7Why do men go crazy when a woman wears her dress so tight? (x2) Well, ^A7it must be the same old thing that makes a t^G7omcat fight a^D7ll night.

^D7Why do all of the men try to run a big legged woman down? (x2) Well, ^A7it must be the same old thing that makes a ^G7bulldog love a ^D7hound.

^D7Well, it's the same thing -- Well, it's the same old thing Better tell me wh^A7o is to blame ^G7Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same^D7 thing.

^D7What makes you feel so good when your baby gets down her evening gown? (x2) Well, ^A7it must be the same old thing that makes a pr^G7eacher man lay his Bib^D7le down.

^D7Well, it's the same thing -- Well, it's the same old thing Better tell me wh^A7o is to blame ^G7Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same^D7 thing.