The Axis of Awesome - Titty bar

^GAre you feeling ^Cdown boy ^GDo I see a ^Cfrown boy ^Am7I know of a ^Gplace you ^Am7can go if you ^Dfeel blue ^GThe staff are there to ^Cplease you ^GTitilate and ^Ctease you ^Am7There's a lass called ^GMona ^Am7She'll give you a ^Dboner ^EmJust around the ^Am7corner ^EmThere's a neon ^Am7sign ^EmTopless bar girls every Tuesday ^D6pm til 9

^GAt the Titty Bar (The titty bar) There's ^Cdancers on the ^Am7poles At the ^GTitty Bar (the titty bar) ^CThere are sluts and ^Am7moles ^GAt the Titty Bar, it isn't far ^CYou dont even ^Am7need your car ^CThat's cos it's your ^Dlocal Titty B^Gar ^D

^GWhere every^Fbody knows your ^Cname (And if they ^Ddon't then you don't ^Gcare) ^GAnd they're ^Falways glad you ^Ccame (And if you ^Ddon't then they don't ^Gcare)

^GThe bouncers have no ^Cnecks boy ^GPut away that ^Csex toy ^Am7You will get us ^Gkicked out ^Am7If you keep your ^Ddick out ^GOi! hey you no ^Ctouching ^GThought I said no ^Ctouching ^Am7Seriously no ^Gtouching ^Am7Get your damn hands ^Doff me ^EmIn a dark back ^Am7alley ^EmWe lay bashed and ^Am7bruised ^EmNot since Friends season 7 Have ^Dwe felt so abused

^GAt the Titty Bar (the titty bar) ^CI am filled with ^Am7grief ^GAt the Titty Bar (the titty bar) ^CNo more hand re^Am7lief ^GAt the Titty Bar, I have a scar ^CI can't open this ^Am7cookie jar ^GWe need to find an^Cother ^GSo I will call your ^Cmother ^GCos she works at an^Dother Titty ^GBar