Song: The Glorious Epic of Three Men Artist: Axis of Awesome Album: Animal Plane Key:? (This song is all sort of crazy but the closes I can come is E or A) Intro: Em C Am F# Bm C# Em B Bm Verse: 1

^EmThrough the mist of smoke and flame ^CRides a man, a mighty lord ^AmHis foes fall in pain ^F#Women cry his name ^EmThe gift of rock his re^Bward

^EmWith a voice that can power light bulbs ^CWound a bear and shatter souls ^AmHe calms the hounds of Hades ^F#All the single ladies ^EmPut your hands up ^BRock 'n Roll

Verse: 2

^EmUnder rock and craggy mountain ^CIn the ancient hall he dwells ^AmHis piano shines with glory ^F#He sings an ancient story ^EmOf betrayal by the El^Bves

Commentary: 1 Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves? You're making me a dwarf, aren't you? No, no. You are a mighty warrior

^EmHis six brothers, grim and ^CThey saw a maid, as white as snow ^AmA magic mirror found her ^F#Now she's off, they flounder ^EmHi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he g^Boes

Commentary: 2 Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf! Bridge: 1

^AmMan of earth and man of fire ^Em ^DBattle brothers ^Gto the c^Core ^BmValor soaring ever higher ^Am ^DBut we're e^F#mmpty, lost without one m^Bore

Verse: 3

^EHello, my name is Lee ^GAnd I play the guitar O^COOOOOOHH^AHHHH ^DAnd I play the gui^Btar!

Commentary: 3 What? Chorus: 1

^CAnd so we ride onwards to des^Gtiny ^BmOur foes and ^Denemies s^Emlain ^AFighting fierce beasts, e^F#ating their meats ^AWe ri^Dde! ^B And Awesome's our n^Eame

Commentary: 4 Jordon! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire Ya, you have to pick something different Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of... water! What? A waterhorse? You mean like a seahorse? Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken! Who said I'm riding on a chicken? Benny! Riding on a chicken! But why do I have to ride a chicken? You guys got to choose yours! I want to ride a dragon! Chorus: 2

^CAnd so we ride onwards to des^Gtiny ^BmOn horse, s^Deahorse, and h^Emen ^AEvil destroyed, h^F#omeless employed ^AWe r^Dide! ^B From now till the e^End

^DAnd in the misty h^Amalls of Asgard ^FWhere the Gods w^Catch over man ^DmThey tried to c^Eurse the A^Amxis for our p^Dride ^BmBut alas, we ^Amwere too awesome ^FTheir powers weak a^Cgainst our might ^DmSo we kicked them in the b^Falls ^BAnd then they cried

Chorus: 3

^CAnd so we ride onwards to d^Gestiny ^BmWith swords a^Dnd weapons and s^Emhit ^ALightning will flash ^F#Thunder will clash ^AWe r^Dide into infi^Anity!

^C#mWe fly and don't need a p^F#mlane ^BWe'll f^G#ill you with love Till h^Beaven and ea^Erth com^A#bine! And Awesome's our na^F#me

The Axis of Awesome - The glorious epic of three men