The Axis of Awesome - Smokings cool

^AI can't ^Ebreathe, ^AI can't ^Esmell ^DMy ^Alungs don't ^Bfunction too ^Ewell ^AMy hair ^Estinks, My ^Ateeth are ^Eblack ^DI'm at ^Arisk of a ^Bheart at^Etack

^BBut it's totally ^Eworth it Cos I'm a ^Abad boy who don't play by your ^Erules ^BShut up all you ^C#mlosers You ^Acan't put a price on ^Blooking this cool

^ESmoking's ^Bcool and ^Athat's why I ^Edo it This ^Ewonderful ^Bfeeling of ^Alungs full of ^Efluid ^ALight it and ^F#suck it, ^BThere's nothing ^C#mto it ^AEveryone should smoke cos it's ^Ecool ^AIt's ^Ecool, ^ASmoking is ^Ecool ^DC'mon kids ^Ahaven't you seen Mad ^BMen ^E

I ^Acan't climb ^Estairs, I ^Agot shaky ^Ehands But there's ^Dsmoke and ^Aflame ^Bat my com^Emand You ^Atell me to ^Estop I've ^Aheard it be^Efore I'm ^Dgoing to ^Adie oh ^Bblah blah get ^Efucked

It's ^Bnot like I'm immune to ^Ecancer ^AHeart attacks and gum disease ^Etoo Yes ^BI'll be dead before ^C#mfifty But I'll ^Aalways be cooler than ^Eyou

^ESmoking's ^Bcool and ^Athat's why I ^Edo it I ^Elove to^Bbacco ^Asmoke it don't ^Echew it If ^Ayou haven't ^F#tried come ^Bon and get ^C#mto it ^AEveryone should smoke cos it's ^Ecool ^AIt's ^Ecool, ^ASmoking is ^Ecool ^DSmoking gave me a ^Arobot voice ^Bbeep ^Eboop beep beep boop

^BShow me horrible ^C#mthings like tumors ^AGangrene and rotted up ^Eveins And ^BI'll show you a ^C#mlegend Who ^F#msucks like a whore and blows ^Bsmoke like a train

^ESmoking's ^Bcool and ^Athat's why I ^Edo it ^ESmoke in your ^Bface cos ^Athat's where I ^Eblew it I'm ^Agoing to ^F#mdie but I ^Bdon't feel ^C#mstupid ^AEveryone should smoke cos it's

Cool ^E