The Axis of Awesome - Rage of thrones

^EYou got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO ^FYou got a new favourite show? ^EBeen watching HBO ^EYou got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO ^EYou got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones? ^B

(anrgy) ^AWell I read the fucking ^Ebooks! ^{G D D}I said I read the fucking ^Ebooks! ^{G D}

^EI read them ^Gyears a^Dgo, ^Eso don't tell me ^Gabout Jon ^DSnow ^E'Cause I ^Galready k^Dnow ^EI've got a ^Gsigned copy of a ^DFeast for Crows ^EThen a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons ^GA six year wait for a Dance with Dragons ^AWaited six fucking years for a Dance with Dragons ^AAnd now you jump on the fucking bandwagon?!? Arrgh!!! ^{B A}

(angry) ^AI read the fucking ^Ebooks!^{G D D}I read the fucking books ^Etwice! ^{G D D}Don't talk to me about spoilers! ^DWinter has been coming for 16 fucking years^E!

(ranted over a recognizable version of the GOT theme) ^EmYou mothe^Bmrfuckers! ^{D Am}His name is Joffrey, not Jeffrey!^{Em Bm D}Get a fucking library card! ^Amor a kindle!

^BmWhat's wrong with you people? ^BmNo one reads any more Your ^Amimagination is a fun place to explore ^GGo to a library or a fucking book store ^F#Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more ^BmHarry Potter! ^BmThe book was better ^AmThe Hunger Games! ^AmThe book was better ^GThe Lord of the Rings! ^GThe books were probably better ^F#The Cat in the Hat! ^F#The Book was better!!! ^EAnd whilst I'm on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games? ^EBattleship: T^Dhe Movie? ^ED9, I sunk your b^Dattleship. Mo^Evie over! ^DFuck off! ^EHollywood cannot live up to the ^Dpower of imagination ^EHollywood cannot live up to the ^Dpower of imagination ^EHollywood cannot live up to the ^Dpower of imagination ^EHollywood cannot live up to the ^Dpower of YOUR imagination ^EArgh! ^F