The Axis of Awesome - Moderately rock and roll

^AmWe're quite polite; we say t^Dhank you, please ^AmWe're all quite educated; we a^Dll have degrees ^AmI'm lactose intolerant so i ^Dcan't eat cheese ^Em

^AmI don't sleep in, yeah ^DI rarely snooze it ^AmI have distortion but I ^Dchoose not to use it ^AmI'll have a herbal tea, make ^Dsure that you infuse it We're only ^Emoderately rock and ^Amroll ^{D Am E}

^AmI'd do my groupies, but I'm ^Dafraid of disease ^AmOn Friday night I'd rather stay in and ^Dwatch DVD's ^AmI'm lactose intolerant so ^DI can't eat cheese We're only ^Emoderately rock and roll ^Am

^E30% rock, ^D10% roll, ^E50% nerd ^F10% troll (spoken) ^AmWhat? What w^Das that? What? 10% troll. Oh, Its a^Am Harry Potte^Dr reference We really^Am are 50% ner^Dd, aren't we? Yeah, You^Am're 100% Huf^Dflepuff ^AmAwesome. I^Ds that good? ^AmNo

^CThis is the part, where you'd ^Dexpect me to rock out ^ERip of my shirt and ^Flose it ^CBut i hurt my back and i ^Dgot a sore throat I'll ^Ghave a herbal tea, make sure that ^Eyou infuse it

^AmI think Roy Orbison is ^Dpretty damn fine ^AmInstead of beer and whisky, I enj^Doy a fine wine ^AmWhen there's nothing on TV, I'll be ^Dwatching channel 9 We're only ^Emoderately rock and r^Amoll ^F

^BbmI'll have a drink, sure, ^Eb7but I won't get pissed ^BbmI'd play a solo but I s^Eb7prained my wrist ^BbmI'm proud to tell you that I cried while ^Eb7watching Schindler's List We're only ^Fmoderately rock and ^Bbmroll

^BmI'd do a stage dive but the f^Eloor is covered in glitz ^BmAnd I'd smash my guitar but it ^Ecost me quite a bit ^BmYeah, I will sign your photo, but I ^Edraw the line at tit We're only ^F#moderately rock and, ^Gmoderately rock and, ^F#40% rock and ^Broll And 10% ^Btroll