The Axis of Awesome - King of the hipsters

^AmI love hanging out with ^BbGrandpa Listening to ^Gmstories about the ^Fwar We ^Cdrink lemonade, and laugh a^Gmway the day So many ^Bbmemories to exp^Flore ^AmI cherish every ^Bbmoment Cos ^Gmone day he'll be gone I sup^Fpose I spend ^Ctime with him today ^Gmwhy I hear you say Cos I ^Bbknow that when he's gone I'll get his ^Amclothes ^{Bb Gm F}

^AmHe's got this wicked ^Bbjacket With cool ^Gmpockets on the ^Fchest ^CI'll get it for my ^Gmown When his ^Bbbody is laid to ^Frest ^AmI'll turn his war medals into ^Bbbadges And ^Gmsell them at the ^Fmarket ^CYou've lived for ninety ^Gmyears Grandpa ^Bbhurry up and ^Fcark it

I'll be the ^CKing of the ^BbHipsters Wearing a d^Gmead man's ^Fclothes I'll be the ^CKing of the ^BbHipsters When that ^Gmold man finally ^Fgoes

^AmTake your new vintage ^Bbclothing Ride your ^Gmfixie bike straight to ^Fhell ^CYou'll marvel at my Penny ^GmFarthing And my ^Bbironic old man ^Fsmell ^AmIt's a constant fashion ^Bbstruggle Keeping ^Gmup with hipster ^Ftaste ^CIf I don't inherit them ^Gmnow His ^Bbdeath will be a ^Fwaste

^DmWhen he's finally deceased He'll have ^Amno objection I can ^Bbpiss away His treasured ^Fwine collection ^DmI'll wear his spectacles I'll have ^Amno pretenses But ^Bbso that I can see I'll take ^Fout the lenses ^DmAll the hipster chicks will ^Amfall for me Once his ^Bbashes have been scattered a^Fcross the sea It would ^Dmbe a great shame to ^Amwatch him burn But I can ^Bbmake a fancy crown out of the ^Curn

^FA crown fit for the ^CKing of the ^BbHipsters I'll wear his ^Gmgramophone around my ^Fneck I'll be the ^CKing of the ^BbHipsters I'll use his ^Gmchess board as a turntable ^Fdeck

I'll be the ^CKing of the ^BbFuckwits I'll wear his ^Dmunderwear as a ^Ftie I'll be the ^CKing of the ^BbDickheads So ^GmGrandpa please hurry up and d^Fie