The Axis of Awesome - In the club tonight

^CHey everybody, ^Emeverybody in the club tonight ^AmI'm gonna talk a little bit in an exotic ^Faccent everybody ^CCan't really tell where it's from, ^Emeverybody ^AmFor the dance music y'all ^FHere's the black guy (Yeah. Bling Bling!)

^AmPaid thirty dollars to get in^Fto this place ^AmCan't even see your hand in f^Front of your face ^AmShoulder to shoulder with a ^Fbunch of sweaty guys ^AmPush on through them when we ^Fcatch her eye ^AYou say I like you (What?) ^FYou say I want you (What?) ^ABut she can't hear you (What?) ^FSo she ignores you (What?)

And the the ^Cbass drops out because the c^Amhorus is ^Fnear Oh we don't ^Cneed no rhymes and we don't ^Amwrite no w^Fords

So we say ^CYo^Em, Y^Amo ^F And you say ^CYo^Em, Y^Amo ^F

^AAnd then the build up starts to the same bit from before ^ABut with the bass back in so you can dance some more ^AAnd it gets higher and louder, and higher and louder, and higher and louder ^ATill the chorus comes in....

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But this bit always tricks you

^CYo^Em, ^AmYo ^{F C}Yo^Em, ^AmYo ^F

^FSee it's ^Ceasy to re^Emmember and it's ^Ameasy to ^Flearn ^FThat's why ^Cpeople call it ^Emcatchy when they ^Ammean that it's ^Fterrible ^FThe chorus ^Chas no ^Emwords, we're only ^Amsinging ^FYo ^FIt's ^Cnot even ^EmEnglish, sing a^Amlong, here we ^Fgo

So we sing ^CYo^Em, ^Am Yo^F And you sing ^CYo^Em, ^AmYo ^{F F}Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

^AmTook half an hour just to ^Fget to the bar ^AmThat fifty dollars didn't ^Fgo very far ^AmSome drunken douche-bag knocks your ^Fdrink to the ground ^AmYou spent an hour trying to ^Fbuy this round ^AmYour roommate texts you, he's not ^Fhere anymore ^AmHe needs the place tonight, he's ^Fgone home to score ^AmTrapped in this sauna and there's ^Fsmoke in your eyes ^AmTry to convince yourself ^Fyou've had a good time

So you sing ^CYo^Em, ^AmYo ^F And we sing ^CYo^Em, ^AmYo ^F

^AWe sing it over & over & over & over & over & over ^A& over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over ^AAnd now they're playing Dubstep!

^CYo^Em, ^AmYo ^{F C}Yo^Em, ^AmYo ^F

Every^Cbody in club come ^Emon and let me hear you say ^AmWhoa (^FWhoa) All the ^Cladies in club whose ^Emfeet really hurt say ^AmOww (^FOww!) If you're ^Csitting in the corner cos you ^Emdrank too much say ^AmBlurgh (^FBlurgh!) If you ^Csnuck into the club cuz you're ^Em17 say ^Amnothing (^F...) ^FYou know the word

^CYo^Em, ^AmYo ^FYeah dancing ^CYo^Em, Y^Amo ^FWhoa it's nearly midnight ^CYo^Em, Y^Amo ^F

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All right that's it the club's closed. Everybody out!