The Axis of Awesome - How to

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^BbStep 1 you put your^F camouflage ge^Gmar on ^FHead to a nearby lake or po^Bbnd Hide in the ^Fbush with your ^GmKazoo Put it in your ^Fmouth and go ^BbDoo Doo Mid after^Fnoon's your safest ^Gmbet Make sure you're ^Fready with a ^Bbnet ^BbTake some bread and ^Fleave a trail of ^Gmcrumbs Wait patient^Fly until one ^Bbcomes ^EbTiptoe up to i^Ft don't make a ^Gmsound Place your ^Fbait gently down on the ^Bbground ^EbOnce you're near^Fby then you're in ^Gmluck Now you know ^Bbhow to ^Fcatch a ^Bbduck.

^BbStep 1. Head to a ^Fseedy part of of ^Gmtown Pull to the ^Fcurb and look a^Bbround ^BbOnce you've found ^Fone who looks a^Gmlright Pick up the ^Flady of the ^Bbnight ^BbTake her back ^Fto your hotel ^Gmroom Break off the ^Fhandle of a ^Bbbroom ^BbLay some ^Fplastic on the ^Gmfloor Creep up ^Fbehind the dirty ^Bbwhore ^EbHit her with the ^Fbroom until she's ^Gmdead Then dump the ^Fbody but keep the ^Bbhead ^EbNo-one will ^Fever know who ^Gmtook her Now you know ^Bbhow to ^Fkill a ^Bbhooker