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[Intro] G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| A|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------| E|------2-------------|--------------------|------2-------------|--------------------| G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| A|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------| E|------2-------------|--------------------|------2-------------|----------5---------| G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|--------------------|----12--11\---------|--------------------| A|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------| x2 E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------| [Verse 1] "And irony is okay, I suppose..." "...stops you having to be human" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|--------------------|----12--11\---------|--------------------| A|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------| x2 E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------| "I'm assuming you'll balloon..." "And start consuming like a human..." G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| A|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| E|---------5----------|----------5---------|---------5----------|----------5---------| [Pre-Chorus] "I'm sure that you're not..." "...say that I was sexist" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| A|--------------------|7-------/9----------|--------------------|7-------/9----------| E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------| "I feel like you're running out of all the things I liked you for" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| A|--------------------|7-------/9----------|10\-----------------|--------------------| E|10------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| [Chorus] "Why can't we be friends, when..." "...with us hating each other" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|----10h11-----------|----12--11\---------|----10h11-----------| A|-----------7-7------|----------9---------|-----------7-7------|----------9---------| E|10--------------9---|--------------------|10--------------9---|--------------------| "Instead of calling me out..." "...one more thing to say" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|--------------------|----12--11\---------|--------------------| A|-----------7-7--9---|--------------------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------| E|10------------------|----------9---------|10------------------|--------------------| [Verse 2] "And why would you believe..." "when at your best you're intermediately..." G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|--------------------|----12--11\---------|--------------------| A|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------| E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------| "Keep on putting off conceiving..." "Oh, don't have a child..." G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|--------------------|----12--11\---------|--------------------| A|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10\-------| E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------| [Chorus] "Why can't we be friends, when..." "...with us hating each other" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|----10h11-----------|----12--11\---------|----10h11-----------| A|-----------7-7------|----------9---------|-----------7-7------|----------9---------| E|10--------------9---|--------------------|10--------------9---|--------------------| "Instead of calling me out..." "...one more thing to say" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|--------------------|----12--11\---------|--------------------| A|-----------7-7--9---|--------------------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------| E|10------------------|----------9---------|10------------------|--------------------| [Outro] "I'm just pissed off..." "...sket who wants to b*tch on you" G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|----12--11\---------|--------------------|----12--11\---------|--------------------| A|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------| x4 E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------| ************************************ h - hammer on / - slide up \ - slide down ************************************