Tabbed by: Trystaticus Adapted from a tab by: Jon Levert Cm7 B Eb B Cm Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb

^Cm7Tommy stutters comically When he says a lot of things, ^BMommy does the shopping,

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,

^EbHe likes to try on mommy's things B (B) Ebm/Bb With his hair up in her bobby pins ^Abm9The neighbours very neighbourly ^EbmOccasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee ^Fm7I heard the plumbers found a finger when they ^Bbfixed the basement leak ^Bdim

^Cm7 So pick up the ^Bphone Fix up your ^Eblawn Turn the TV ^Bon There's nothing ^Cmwrong Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb Middle America, I love you

^Cm7Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man Drunk from the ^Bbar

Hit him with the front of his car

Drug ^Ebhim so far, There was nothing but parts, B (B) Ebm/Bb For hundreds of yards Those ^Abm9thick damn power lines, Will drive you ou^Ebmt your mind Edna sits in the ^Fm7shower sometimes,

For hours and cries,

When^Bbever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye^Bdim ^Cm7 So pick up the ^Bphone Fix up your ^Eblawn Turn the TV ^Bon There's nothing ^Cmwrong Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb Middle America, I love you

^Cm7Smoking softly but, Mommy's body shook Dropped the coffee ^Bcup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough

^EbBecca was a quiet girl Behind the wheel With a ^Bmouth full of diet pills (B) Ebm/Bb A couple beers And some ^Abm9stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire

Smashing ^Ebmall of the appliances ^Fm7The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some ^Bbside effects.

^Cm7 So pick up the ^Bphone Fix up your ^Eblawn Turn the TV ^Bon There's nothing ^Cmwrong Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb Middle America, I love you

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That Handsome Devil - Miss america