Miss America - That Handsome Devil Tabbed by: Jon Levert This is probably not a song you should whale chords on your acoustic guitar but here are the chords to follow along Cm7 8x888x Eb\Db 9x888x B 7x987x Eb\B 7x888x Eb x68886 Eb\Bb 6x888x Gb x9(11)(11)(11)9 F x8(10)(10)(10)8 Intro\chorus Cm7 B Eb Gb F Gb Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb

^Cm7Tommy stutters comically When he says a lot of things, ^BMommy does the shopping,

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,

^EbHe likes to try on mommy's things ^GbWith his hair up in her bobby pins ^FThe neighbours very neighbourly ^GbOccasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee ^FI heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak

^Cm7 So pick up the ^Bphone Fix up your ^Eblawn Turn the TV ^Gbon There's nothing ^Fwrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Middle America, I love you

^Cm7Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man Drunk from the ^Bbar

Hit him with the front of his car

^EbDrug him so far, There was nothing but parts, For ^Gbhundreds of yards ^FThose thick damn power lines, Will drive you out your ^Gbmind Edna sits in the ^Fshower sometimes,

For hours and cries, Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

^Cm7 So pick up the ^Bphone Fix up your ^Eblawn Turn the TV ^Gbon There's nothing ^Fwrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Middle America, I love you

^Cm7Smoking softly but, Mommy's body shook Dropped the coffee ^Bcup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough

^EbBecca was a quiet girl Behind the wheel With a ^Gbmouth full of diet pills

A couple beers

And some ^Fstuff for your sinuses Dancing in the fire Smashing ^Gball of the appliances ^FThe psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.

^Cm7 So pick up the ^Bphone Fix up your ^Eblawn Turn the TV ^Gbon There's nothing ^Fwrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Middle America, We love you

^Cm7 So pick up the ^Bphone Fix up your ^Eblawn Turn the TV ^Gbon There's nothing ^Fwrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Miss America, We love you

That Handsome Devil - Miss america