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This is a modified version of DeX3's chord write up. 95% of the work is his, I just tweaked a couple of chords and added a walkdown which sounds closer to the real thing to my ear. CHORDS TABS Em C D/F G B7 C* walkdown (into B7) E -0- -0- -2- -3- -0- E-----------| B -0- -1- -3- -0- -0- B---1-1-1---| G -0- -0- -2- -0- -2- G---0-0-0---| D -2- -2- -0- -0- -1- D---2-0-0---| A -2- -3- -0- -2- -2- A---3-3-0---| E -0- -3- -2- -3- -0- E---3-3-3---| INTRO: 2x: Em C D/F
EmThis is the ballad of CHollywood Jack and the D/FRage Cage EmNothing could Cstop them when Jables and Rage hit the D/Fstage EmAnd Hollywood Jack hit the Cbig time and when to make D/Fmovies EmRage Kage was left far beChind in the dust of his D/Fdreams
Em D/F G C* B7 And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno Em D/F G C* B7 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage Em D/F G C* B7 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms Em D/F G C* B7 "Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood Jack anyway"
EmSo Hollywood Jack lived up Chigh on a hill in a D/Fbubble EmAnd Rage Kage lived deep in the Cbroiling valley beD/Flow
Yes, the EmRage Kage Cbubbled with rage He D/Flooked at the ground And he B7looked on the stage The Emlava was flowing And Cboiling inside the old D/FKage B7
Em D/F G C* B7 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him Em D/F G C* B7 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door Em D/F G C* B7 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions Em D/F G C* B7 He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
EmNo one respected him CThey just rejected him GNo one would represent D/FKage EmLeft on the streets of his Cdreams he would cry, and he'd Grage for the B7stage
Ahahaaa FLUTE SOLO: 4x: Em C D/F (add B7 to end solo)
Then EmHollywood Jack got a Cmessage that Kage was in D/Ftrouble They Emsent Kage away cause he Chad gone completely inD/Fsane So EmHollywood Jack jumped uCpon a jetplane and D/Fflew all that night through the rain To Embe with his friend to Csee what remained of his D/Fbrain
Em D/F G C* B7 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" Em D/F G C* B7 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade Em D/F G C* B7 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" Em D/F G C* B7 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! Aaaah!
EmRAGE KAGE! COH RAGE KAGE! There'd be Gmagic inside that old D/Fname And you Emknow, yes you Cknow When you're Ggoing completely inB7sane
Oh the EmRage Kage! Oh the CRage Kage! Oh the Glion will roar once aD/Fgain And you Emknow Yes you Cknow When you're Ggoing completely inB7sane
EmNothing and D/Fno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and D/Fno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and D/Fno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and D/Fno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and D/Fno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmHollywood JaD/Fck and the RaGge Kage were Cout once agB7ain...